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TheSatanicEnbyDragon
@drakonicmonarch.bsky.social
They/He 🏳️‍⚧️ 💛🤍💜🖤
Non-Theistic Satanist, Atheist, Skeptic
AuDHD + I've seen some shit
Obsessed with my dogs
I have more hobbies than dollars
Most people I've seen talk about their tolerance for other people claim that they "Don't care what you do as long as you're not hurting anyone."

I believe people when they say that. Or at least, I believe they think it's true.

The thing is, we can't all seem to agree about what constitutes harm.
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's insanely stupid and hypocritical when conservatives make fun of hipsters
December 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You ever just walk around doing shit that at least feels totally normal, then somebody loses their shit laughing because of how "odd" and "neurodivergent" that thing you were doing is? Like I'm not mad or offended, just consistently confused. Sometimes these obscure social rules blindside me.
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Both have a time and a place, but bravery and fearlessness are mutually exclusive.

To be fearless is to act without fear.

To be brave is to act despite it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I need an anxiety translator.

New roommate: Do you mind if I deep clean the carpets?

Me: (anxiously rambles about cleaning the carpets at their old place and the carpets at my place/their new place, my shitty carpet cleaner, professional carpet cleaners, etc.)

What I really mean: Go for it.
October 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is a PSA to all the vanilla suburban white moms:

For the love of all that is decent, stop calling your children "littles". That term originated in the kink community as a word for adults who age regress, and it's really fucking weird when people use it for their actual kids.
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Something that's really fucking with me right now is that I've noticed now when I'm on the phone if I'm talking quickly or anxiously rambling, people start yelling at me. I think maybe my anxiety comes across as aggression now that my voice is deeper? It's the opposite reaction of what I'm used to.
October 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yo Mama jokes become a lot less funny the older your friends get. I have to admit I have accidentally insulted way too many dead moms.
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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October 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Quick reminder that trans people are still being excluded from the Stonewall Memorial official website. This also includes the removal of a large chunk of the educational materials previously available on that website.

www.nps.gov/ston/index.htm
Stonewall National Monument (U.S. National Park Service)
Before the 1960s, almost everything about living authentically as a lesbian, a bisexual person or a gay man was illegal. The Stonewall Uprising on June 28, 1969 is a milestone in the quest for civil r...
www.nps.gov
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I noticed something comforting today. It used to be that when something bad happened it would cause overwhelming despair, like I was trying to tread water with cinder blocks tied to my ankles. Now when something bad happens it's more like a sprained ankle: painful but manageable. It DOES get better.
October 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is bullshit.

What doesn't kill you can permanently wound you and disable you. What doesn't kill you can upend your life and emotionally stunt you. You don't have to be okay with pain.

You were already strong, you just hadn't had a chance to prove it yet.
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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79. American citizen.
September 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I've been trying to get myself out there to make friends and kick the agoraphobia, but this fucking administration is not making it easy.

I find myself wondering why I should put down more roots when I could lose it all in the near future anyway. But connection is worth it, no matter how short.
September 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I just remembered the game sunset overdrive exists. That makes life seem a little better.
September 27, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I don't get high often, but it really is starting to seem like every time I do I find out something really bad happened. This time it's that the bar I'm a regular at is closing down permanently. That was my second home. I'm going the fuck to sleep.
September 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
My dog trapped me when I laid on the couch. Bro I appreciate the cuddles but I need to breathe 🤣😭
September 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Both Frodo and Indie's leashes broke during their walks today. Frodo ran barking after some random lady and immediately started rubbing up against her shins like a cat before I could catch him. Indie ran after a puppy and tried to convince him to play with her before I could catch her. 😅
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Maybe I'm missing something obvious, but it seems so weird that Costco advertises individual sales or individual items as "Members Only Savings" or "Members Only Price" when that literally applies to everything they sell... You can't buy anything at Costco as far as I know without a membership?
September 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I love that "thoughts and prayers" is becoming the progressive equivalent of when a southerner says "bless your heart" 🤌
September 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Something weird I'm noticing being on testosterone is that it's getting easier for me to lose weight. At the very least there are both metabolic and psychological factors contributing to it. The metabolic stuff is just how human bodies are affected by testosterone. Psychological stuff in the thread:
September 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Pro tip: you can put mascara on your beard.
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Getting closer to androgynous! Testosterone is a hell of a drug. I feel really good about this look ☺️. Now if only that beard would finish growing in, I'm still regretting shaving it off 😆
August 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Just had the epiphany that my full given name when taken literally basically just means "belt". Specifically, a nice sturdy rope belt like this:
July 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
You know that trope in media with the "country girl" who ties her button-up shirt in the front so it just barely covers her chest? Turns out it's more about practicality than looks. More comfortable than a bra, plus it whisks away under boob sweat on a hot day. Just make sure it's breathable fabric.
July 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM