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Union Carpenter. Local Landmark. Stories about me are probably true but I tell them better.
Made for a perfect St. Nicks Day morning for my kiddo
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Made for a perfect St. Nicks Day morning for my kiddo
My mom sent me to a different chess club throughout Jersey every night of the week as a kid so I grew up surrounded by older Black and Jewish men which has had a profound affect on how I trash talk
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My mom sent me to a different chess club throughout Jersey every night of the week as a kid so I grew up surrounded by older Black and Jewish men which has had a profound affect on how I trash talk
Listening to these people whine about cities at work today and realized they mostly hate DRIVING in cities and came up with justifications for not taking public transit
December 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Listening to these people whine about cities at work today and realized they mostly hate DRIVING in cities and came up with justifications for not taking public transit
That sounds pretty good! Here's hoping the jalapeños I got from the H-Mart are still good
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
That sounds pretty good! Here's hoping the jalapeños I got from the H-Mart are still good
I'm veg so I'll probably just adapt that for bean & cheese though I might take the family's leftovers and flauta-ize them
Assuming the toddler lets me cook today
Assuming the toddler lets me cook today
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm veg so I'll probably just adapt that for bean & cheese though I might take the family's leftovers and flauta-ize them
Assuming the toddler lets me cook today
Assuming the toddler lets me cook today
I need to think of something to use in lieu of toothpicks because I aint shopping today but damn flautas sound good
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I need to think of something to use in lieu of toothpicks because I aint shopping today but damn flautas sound good
Catered for both him and Christie and only nice thing I'll ever say about Christie is that his campaign manager remembers to tip.
McGreevey's husband sent me back 3 times for stuff he forgot to put on the order and didn't tip nada
McGreevey's husband sent me back 3 times for stuff he forgot to put on the order and didn't tip nada
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Catered for both him and Christie and only nice thing I'll ever say about Christie is that his campaign manager remembers to tip.
McGreevey's husband sent me back 3 times for stuff he forgot to put on the order and didn't tip nada
McGreevey's husband sent me back 3 times for stuff he forgot to put on the order and didn't tip nada
There's no evidence that this place even sells pizza. Raph might just have that Demolition Man Syndrome where every restaurant is Taco Bell
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
There's no evidence that this place even sells pizza. Raph might just have that Demolition Man Syndrome where every restaurant is Taco Bell
Yeah, I'm arachnophobic but my toddler loves all them creepy-crawlies so I'm learning to appreciate them
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Yeah, I'm arachnophobic but my toddler loves all them creepy-crawlies so I'm learning to appreciate them
Here in Jersey it's mostly wolf spiders, which live and hunt on the ground. They aren't aggressive towards human farmers and are extremely helpful with pest control in the bogs
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Here in Jersey it's mostly wolf spiders, which live and hunt on the ground. They aren't aggressive towards human farmers and are extremely helpful with pest control in the bogs
finally, a use case for chatgpt
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
finally, a use case for chatgpt
Transitions are rough
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Transitions are rough
When I was a seatfiller at a charity gala I leaned over to Kal Penn and whispered "Oh my god I'm can't believe I'm sitting next to Kermit!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
When I was a seatfiller at a charity gala I leaned over to Kal Penn and whispered "Oh my god I'm can't believe I'm sitting next to Kermit!"
"rolling out a little red carpet for yourself" is going to live in my mind forever and it's going to be a struggle not to say it aloud in public
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
"rolling out a little red carpet for yourself" is going to live in my mind forever and it's going to be a struggle not to say it aloud in public
There's that one stretch of the turnpike near exit 9 that occasionally overpoweringly smells like good falafel but probably a hot fresh PE&C SPK on an everything bagel
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
There's that one stretch of the turnpike near exit 9 that occasionally overpoweringly smells like good falafel but probably a hot fresh PE&C SPK on an everything bagel