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Queer Fat Bald Spectacled Boy in the Midwest — He/Him/His
You eat ass but don’t eat leftovers? Grow up girlie pop.
November 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You eat ass but don’t eat leftovers? Grow up girlie pop.
Inside of you there are two wolves and they’re both autistic
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Inside of you there are two wolves and they’re both autistic
Missed out on some of those Thanksgiving dishes (NOT the turkey) but damn did the Chinese food SLAP
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Missed out on some of those Thanksgiving dishes (NOT the turkey) but damn did the Chinese food SLAP
Has Stranger Things always looked this bad?
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Has Stranger Things always looked this bad?
If you watch RHOSLC and don’t like Whitney Rose I fear I’m judging you
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you watch RHOSLC and don’t like Whitney Rose I fear I’m judging you
I wish I had as much fun at my job as the people who play the Grinch at Universal Studios
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I wish I had as much fun at my job as the people who play the Grinch at Universal Studios
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I like my men like I like my eggnog, rich and thick
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I like my men like I like my eggnog, rich and thick
I may be a loser, but, I’m a loser with AMC A-list
November 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I may be a loser, but, I’m a loser with AMC A-list
Gotta love when you take a pic thinking you attteee and then you look at it and you’ve never looked worse
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Gotta love when you take a pic thinking you attteee and then you look at it and you’ve never looked worse
He wants to give Mamdani the Clinton Gluck Gluck 5000
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
He wants to give Mamdani the Clinton Gluck Gluck 5000
I loved ‘Wicked: For Good’ but I will say “The Girl in the Bubble” is misplaced and honestly an unnecessary addition.
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I loved ‘Wicked: For Good’ but I will say “The Girl in the Bubble” is misplaced and honestly an unnecessary addition.
I swear if Bravo decides to bring Jen Shah back to RHOSLC it will ruin the entire dynamic of that show.
November 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I swear if Bravo decides to bring Jen Shah back to RHOSLC it will ruin the entire dynamic of that show.
We goon together like
Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-ding-your-dong
Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-ding-your-dong
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
We goon together like
Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-ding-your-dong
Ramma-lamma-lamma-ka-dingity-ding-your-dong
KATYA ON VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE SEASON 3?!?!?!!!
I HAVE WON!
I HAVE WON!
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
KATYA ON VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE SEASON 3?!?!?!!!
I HAVE WON!
I HAVE WON!
Went 0-3 for yet another MtG Pre-Release, BUT, this time I at least won 2 matches.
November 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Went 0-3 for yet another MtG Pre-Release, BUT, this time I at least won 2 matches.
You ever watch a movie everyone is dunking on and kinda love it? Thats me with Keeper rn 👀
November 16, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You ever watch a movie everyone is dunking on and kinda love it? Thats me with Keeper rn 👀
The Lisa Barlow singing schtick has run its course. We gotta stop giving that woman a microphone.
November 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The Lisa Barlow singing schtick has run its course. We gotta stop giving that woman a microphone.
I hate how absolutely feral I would go for Glen Powell
November 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I hate how absolutely feral I would go for Glen Powell
KATSEYE starts their tour here tomorrow and I don’t have tickets to go and that is not GNARLY! Some (me) might even call it homophobic.
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
KATSEYE starts their tour here tomorrow and I don’t have tickets to go and that is not GNARLY! Some (me) might even call it homophobic.
Not gonna join the face/cheeks trend cause I’d be too powerful
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Not gonna join the face/cheeks trend cause I’d be too powerful
Yall don’t want a big man blastoise you just want a beefy muscle blastoise.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Yall don’t want a big man blastoise you just want a beefy muscle blastoise.
‘Magic: the Gathering’ people in my phone: Does Airbending (exile) an earthbound targeted land work just in essence remove its counters, tap it, and turn it back into land without allowing the enemy to pay 2 to get it back?
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
‘Magic: the Gathering’ people in my phone: Does Airbending (exile) an earthbound targeted land work just in essence remove its counters, tap it, and turn it back into land without allowing the enemy to pay 2 to get it back?
Anyone trying to go to Chili’s, get our individual triple dippers, and our fajita ✨for the table✨
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Anyone trying to go to Chili’s, get our individual triple dippers, and our fajita ✨for the table✨
… fuck 😢
Cancer: The pattern of your sweat stain on your T-shirt is the closest you’ve come to making art in years. What happened to you? What happened to that passionate child you used to be?
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
… fuck 😢