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David Bayer
@drbayer.bsky.social
Technologist, performing artist, table top gaming enthusiast
I can immediately hear Wanda Sykes saying that
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not much of a punishment - they would get to leave after only a few minutes.
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Perhaps it’s pregnant? They reproduce much like cell division with the child splitting off from the parent. You could name the child Chip.
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I remember this fondly from my childhood
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
This is quite correct - nothing says Christmas like this, and I’m so glad to have been blissfully unaware of this monstrosity for so long.
December 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He was reading Redshirts and learned he had just been lucky all this time.
December 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This book was my introduction to Pratchett and the Discworld many long years ago. I was immediately hooked!
December 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Tidal reputedly pays artists more than the rest. Haven’t used either Spotify or tidal in a while, but I recall audio quality on tidal being much better as well
December 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
And probably get there faster
December 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Not really horror, but still not appropriate
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Yeah, I thought it was a good idea to watch Carry On during a flight - not the best choice.

www.imdb.com/title/tt2138...
Carry-On (2024) ⭐ 6.5 | Action, Crime, Thriller
1h 59m | PG-13
www.imdb.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Now I’m imagining an Air Wick commercial featuring John Wick. I wanna see that.
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 PM
At what point does it stop being Biden’s economy and start being Trump’s economy? Maybe, just maybe, if things had started to turn around AT ALL he might be seen in a slightly more favorable light?
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
If you don’t know the unspoken rules I’m certainly not going to tell you what they are. You should know them already.
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I see it as a confluence of events: AI is certainly a contributing factor in the way you describe, the current sociopolitical circumstances contribute to apathy and depression, and current undergrads had their HS years disrupted by the pandemic and altering their approach to the world.
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
How many toggle flips in toto?
a man with his eyes closed and the words ah dang on his chest
Alt: Captain Amazing from the movie Mystery Men saying “Ah dang”
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Prices rise when demand exceeds supply. Bringing more cattle increases supply. Someone explain to me how that increases prices?
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I should hope you eat them without ketchup. The blueberry ones are better with mayo.
November 17, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Maybe liberals should voice deep throated support…
November 14, 2025 at 6:52 AM