The "post-lead poisoned but pre-irony poisoned" generation

You said wealthier and more established (not sure what that means) but none of that has to do with age. There are lots of poor/lower middle-class elderly people but somehow that demographic still votes in much greater numbers per capita.

It's a novel idea, I'll give you that. But considering that the largest voting demographic -- by far -- is and always has been 65+ wouldn't older Democrats be more representative?

They also sell AI detection software so they profit from both ends

Maybe we should measure each primary candidate against an actuarial table to determine who's least likely to die in office and nominate them.

Ooh! How about we only nominate elite athletes? Joel Embiid is in peak physical condition and the odds he'll die in the next 2 years are vanishingly low.

I'm just saying I'm not gonna try to convince anybody that Empire Records is a good movie. It just isn't. But idk I loved it.

Empire Records is pretty bad, and it's also awesome

He writes like he's sending a telegram to his girlfriend begging her to wait for him until he gets back from D-Day

I wish you hadn't cornered the market on potato branding bc that would be a great Facebook wallpaper

This thing has been covered like the Kennedy assassination. The video was horrible and he didn't deserve to be killed but goddamn.

Papa John's has meh crust but really tasty cheese/ingredients