And we all know tech has nothing to do with society, right?

How exactly does one "surround" a country with an "armada" when that country is not an island? Do we have land ships now?

(P.S. I know Trump knows nothing about the Spanish Armada, but it's maybe salient here.)

Stellantis can't even make cars that perform their basic functions properly and without constant breakdowns. "Steer by wire": what could possibly go wrong?

The only time she’s ever looked truly happy was when Justin Trudeau kissed her.

I don’t think you could pay most Trump supporters enough to sit through soccer matches. Not enough attention span.

It's actually "circumambient."

I was tempted, but I refrained.

They got the incoherence right, and somewhat the random use of quotation marks, but even Miller, despite imitating Goebbels in many ways, couldn't bring himself to emulate the random capitalization.