Epstein’s Ballroom
@dreadfulpenny.bsky.social
History Nerd, Collector of Antique Lamps, Childless Hamster Lady, Mets Fan for My Sins, Palm Springs
Life got complicated and this project go sidelined until this morning when I realized that the honey version had a blowout. (Nothing like the mess of watery honey garlic on your counter to get ya moving!)
Both have this beautiful caramel color and the flavor is less punch, more subtle garlic.
Both have this beautiful caramel color and the flavor is less punch, more subtle garlic.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Life got complicated and this project go sidelined until this morning when I realized that the honey version had a blowout. (Nothing like the mess of watery honey garlic on your counter to get ya moving!)
Both have this beautiful caramel color and the flavor is less punch, more subtle garlic.
Both have this beautiful caramel color and the flavor is less punch, more subtle garlic.
Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
December 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Had to give this bundle of joy back to her owner this morning.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
No idea how I’ll keep my head warm tonight without her sleeping on me like a hat.
I’m still confused about orange cat life.
Do I fear this? Or see signs of hope?
Do I fear this? Or see signs of hope?
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I’m still confused about orange cat life.
Do I fear this? Or see signs of hope?
Do I fear this? Or see signs of hope?
Lucy, the neighbor cat, is staying with me for a few days.
She’s not sold on the robovac.
She’s not sold on the robovac.
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lucy, the neighbor cat, is staying with me for a few days.
She’s not sold on the robovac.
She’s not sold on the robovac.
6-day update: The salt only (middle) and honey (right) ones are really moving along. I may need to open the salt one soon to taste test.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
6-day update: The salt only (middle) and honey (right) ones are really moving along. I may need to open the salt one soon to taste test.
He's your typical GOP with a history like this:
![Wikipedia section:
The Underground Comedy Movie was the subject of a lawsuit filed on September 23, 1998, by Offer against 20th Century Fox and Bobby and Peter Farrelly, the co-directors of There's Something About Mary. Offer claimed that 14 scenes from Mary were lifted from his film. The Farrellys denied this claim, stating "We've never heard of him, we've never heard of his movie, and it's all a bunch of baloney."[34] The case was dismissed in 2000, with the judge ordering Offer to pay over $66,000 in attorneys' fees.[35]
In October 2000, Offer sued Anna Nicole Smith for $4 million, claiming that Smith had agreed to be in his movie, but backed out in 1996 over fears that appearing in the movie would be detrimental to her career.[36] Offer claimed that as a result of her backing out of the film, the crew lost $100,000.[37]
In 2011, he was sued by his former personal assistant Jennifer Kosinski, who alleged that he stalked and emotionally abused her, forced her to be with him at all times, groped her, and offered her $20,000 for her to vacation with her family in exchange for her eggs.[38]
Arrest
On February 7, 2009, Offer and a 26-year-old prostitute were both arrested in Miami Beach, Florida, after a physical altercation.[2] The police report stated that the woman had bitten onto Offer's tongue and refused to let go, at which point Offer punched her in the face and left her with lacerations and fractures.[39] Police later released photos of the bloodied Offer, hotel room, and the battered woman. Prosecutors later declined to file formal charges against either person.[2][40][41] When Offer later spoke of the arrest, he stated, "It probably saved my life."[39]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fqsmu3epa5qfqlgvk35nj5wz/bafkreic5o64fd2jdr7wrhlaqzzdinszz3f6rr3dyrqtlnlwuo4l5hs5hum@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
He's your typical GOP with a history like this:
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
You’re missing this one, lol.
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
You’re missing this one, lol.
In other news, I’m playing with garlic fermentations.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In other news, I’m playing with garlic fermentations.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
Here’s the starting pic from Wednesday.
1. Salt and a dash of water.
2. Salt and a dash of veggie culture.
3. Honey.
Do not knock this.
These soup bricks have helped give me more room for whole chilis and the portions are perfect for one person.
These soup bricks have helped give me more room for whole chilis and the portions are perfect for one person.
November 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Do not knock this.
These soup bricks have helped give me more room for whole chilis and the portions are perfect for one person.
These soup bricks have helped give me more room for whole chilis and the portions are perfect for one person.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I’ve been chosen by the cat distribution system. We’ll see if my neighbor tries to fight it.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I’ve been chosen by the cat distribution system. We’ll see if my neighbor tries to fight it.
I made friends with my neighbor’s cat today. It may have been a mistake.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I made friends with my neighbor’s cat today. It may have been a mistake.
Best I can do is my hamster eating broccoli
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Best I can do is my hamster eating broccoli
My "I Don't Need Therapy" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My "I Don't Need Therapy" shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my shirt.
Duolingo, I have so many questions, starting with what the actual fuck is this.
October 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Duolingo, I have so many questions, starting with what the actual fuck is this.
In my email this morning:
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In my email this morning:
Trump’s Faith Advisor, hmm
October 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Trump’s Faith Advisor, hmm
Help! I think I broke my parent’s dog.
October 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Help! I think I broke my parent’s dog.
September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Damn, I was wrong. I was there in July, after the decision. Still, I was so proud that my friends and neighbors could finally have the same protections every cis couple had:
September 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Damn, I was wrong. I was there in July, after the decision. Still, I was so proud that my friends and neighbors could finally have the same protections every cis couple had:
