Ok, I have an idea. I just need to check some stuff at home because I'm too old to use a phone for this (basically a PC is way comfier than a phone while at work)

...Could also be a choker with leash compatibility, I guess?

So obviously not at work, but would it be too much to wear a collar in public? I mean, my former psychologist told me a choker would suit me, but being as weird as I am...

Look, I'm, like, *extremely* touch starved. It's been so many years since I last had any form of meaningful physical contact

Yeah, the more I think about that scenario the more my brain threatens to blue screen. I mean, if a friend told me they wanted to make me their pet AHDHDHYAHSHSHJFXNIR *dies*

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

SUDJBDHAHAVSHSAAHSJAJSJDDIFJDBEXKXICIDBBSK BY THE ABYSS THESE TWO ARE GOING TO KILL ME

TFW the useless lesbian affini has an equally useless lesbian pet

Aaand I'm crying again (not for the same reason). Better than being unable to cry, but I wish I had more control over this empathy towards fictional characters

"Good! Great! Camila could use the support of her closest friend, who was friends with her!" BITCH PLS

Not like anyone meets that criteria tho, we'd be talking about being really close friends and even then it would depend on the person. Now... It's not like I don't appreciate the only person who still interacts with me from time to time, but we're way too distant

Aaand it hurts when I accidentally smack them with my autistic hands. Owie

No, really, I don't understand why in the void would anyone want that

...If I may say, you'd be surprised how much asking me does, as long as I know the person enough, obviously

Not sure how to describe it. Like, maybe I should humor some of the irl teasing that happens naturally and see what happens next?