Drew Abides
@drewabides.bsky.social
Dad, husband, counselor. Believer in selfish altruism. Lifting others up makes us stronger. Helping others helps ourselves. Not getting into pointless arguments on the internet is an act of revolution.
Yikes. Pretty rough review from Honest Abe (Steve Hoffstetter).
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Yikes. Pretty rough review from Honest Abe (Steve Hoffstetter).
Pro tip: don’t include an em dash in your passphrase, xers.
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Pro tip: don’t include an em dash in your passphrase, xers.
I swear…these are the dumbest people alive.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I swear…these are the dumbest people alive.
You’d think with all of the mental gymnastics these people have been doing the past decade they’d be in better shape now.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
You’d think with all of the mental gymnastics these people have been doing the past decade they’d be in better shape now.
The second amendment is for some, not all, apparently.
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The second amendment is for some, not all, apparently.
Yes, the guys in masks kidnapping children, terrorizing civilians, and propping up a cabal of pedophiles and their protectors are always the good guys.
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Yes, the guys in masks kidnapping children, terrorizing civilians, and propping up a cabal of pedophiles and their protectors are always the good guys.
Jesus. Just vote. If the choices on the flight are pasta or a plate of dog shit with broken glass, I’m going with the pasta.
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Jesus. Just vote. If the choices on the flight are pasta or a plate of dog shit with broken glass, I’m going with the pasta.
If only Milli Vanilli and the Old Man could step up and save our democracy…
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If only Milli Vanilli and the Old Man could step up and save our democracy…
A someone who finds grammar important, his selective capitalization drives me crazy.
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
A someone who finds grammar important, his selective capitalization drives me crazy.
Constant impotent energy from these people.
January 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Constant impotent energy from these people.
A woman murdered in the street, her name and character maligned publicly, numerous people continually terrorized by untrained paramilitary cosplayers, all to shield this predator and his ilk from the consequences of their actions against children.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
A woman murdered in the street, her name and character maligned publicly, numerous people continually terrorized by untrained paramilitary cosplayers, all to shield this predator and his ilk from the consequences of their actions against children.
This fucking stupid timeline…
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 AM
This fucking stupid timeline…
They’re not sending the J-6, Proud Boy Gravy Seals to Miami.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 PM
They’re not sending the J-6, Proud Boy Gravy Seals to Miami.
Stay classy, Twinkie-fingers.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Stay classy, Twinkie-fingers.
Not just Americans- you don’t get to kill anyone outside the boundaries of the law.
January 12, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Not just Americans- you don’t get to kill anyone outside the boundaries of the law.
They’re trying to distract and gaslight in an effort to project power. A cabal of impotent, incompetent men covering up their own weaknesses.
January 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
They’re trying to distract and gaslight in an effort to project power. A cabal of impotent, incompetent men covering up their own weaknesses.
Oh, I’m sure something will come up next week.
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Oh, I’m sure something will come up next week.
I’ve never been able to emphasize with people who support him. I just cannot get into that headspace. I can understand them, but I can’t get my mind or my emotions into that kind of unnatural contortion.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I’ve never been able to emphasize with people who support him. I just cannot get into that headspace. I can understand them, but I can’t get my mind or my emotions into that kind of unnatural contortion.
It took a few hours to decapitate a sovereign nation by forcibly removing its president, but they won’t release the unredacted Epstein files.
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It took a few hours to decapitate a sovereign nation by forcibly removing its president, but they won’t release the unredacted Epstein files.
This is the kind of energy to manifest this year.
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is the kind of energy to manifest this year.