drewpinkley.bsky.social
@drewpinkley.bsky.social
Well poke me with a cigar and call me Don-ica Lewinsky
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Cynthia Erivo has got to be the fiercest human to ever live
October 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Carl Sagan's prediction of America, made 30 years ago.
July 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”

~ George Orwell, 1984
July 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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"I have to wear a mask at my job, because I'm one of the good guys, see."
July 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
June 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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“It’s time to change the myth and the religion.”

- Carl Sagan
May 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
SITCOM PITCH: A reboot of Broad City where Abbi and Ilana are enticed away from NYC for the cheaper cost of living in Saint Louis, MO. They could call it Blight City #BroadCity
May 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Today in culinary school I was giving a presentation on the science of marinades, and I told everyone to reach under their seats to find a raw piece of chicken to use for our experiment and I thought the instructor was going to have a heart attack
May 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
How do I explain to my dog that I can no longer buy her favorite treats from Target because of the DEI boycott? She doesn’t even understand what Target is!
a german shepherd dog is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera with the words huh written on the bottom
ALT: a german shepherd dog is sitting in a living room and looking at the camera with the words huh written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Christopher Hitchens on Christianity.
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I don’t know at what point my gym routine incorporated sitting in the parking lot staring at my Aldi quarter disassociating for 30 minutes but I’m sure this is not unhealthy
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Watching that 401K get liberated
#LiberationDay
April 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Watching that 401K like
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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It does make sense that the same people who delete the history of the Navajo code talkers would leak national security secrets in a group chat.
March 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Don’t you “whew” me, Wordle.

I’ll take any win these days, no matter how small. Let me have this.
March 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When notifications from the Houthi bombing group text chat you didn’t ask to be in keeps going off
March 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Can we pay for express delivery?
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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ngl pretty funny that obama said im gonna fuck off and make some fish documentaries. cya
January 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
#AnybodyKnow where I can get one of those colonoscopy prep drinks on a short notice? I’m not trying to bring any of my old shit into 2025
December 31, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Clarence Darrow: ″I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure."
This seems relevant recently.
December 5, 2024 at 11:41 PM