Dr Clem H Fandango, DDS
@drfandango.bsky.social
Can you hear me?
Lindsey Vonn skiing in the Olympics with a recently blown up knee makes my excuse to not do pushups because my elbow is ‘a little sore’ feel slightly less convincing.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Lindsey Vonn skiing in the Olympics with a recently blown up knee makes my excuse to not do pushups because my elbow is ‘a little sore’ feel slightly less convincing.
The fact that I’m considering buying a long-haul bus ticket says a lot about the state of air travel today.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The fact that I’m considering buying a long-haul bus ticket says a lot about the state of air travel today.
Sleep is like the weirdest thing in life that nobody really talks about.
Wait, we need to shut down for about a third of our lives and be completely vulnerable to whatever the world has to throw at us? This is normal?
Wait, we need to shut down for about a third of our lives and be completely vulnerable to whatever the world has to throw at us? This is normal?
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Sleep is like the weirdest thing in life that nobody really talks about.
Wait, we need to shut down for about a third of our lives and be completely vulnerable to whatever the world has to throw at us? This is normal?
Wait, we need to shut down for about a third of our lives and be completely vulnerable to whatever the world has to throw at us? This is normal?
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I just gotta tell you that ‘Expressed as a Vest’ is just about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard (and I’m old as fuck). I miss the podcast. Thanks for all the great content over the years.
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
@hotdogsladies.bsky.social I just gotta tell you that ‘Expressed as a Vest’ is just about the funniest thing I’ve ever heard (and I’m old as fuck). I miss the podcast. Thanks for all the great content over the years.
Is too much too ask Bluesky for less news about American politics and more news about adorable dogs?
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Is too much too ask Bluesky for less news about American politics and more news about adorable dogs?
Man, leaves soaked in hot water with some sugar is surprisingly delicious.
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Man, leaves soaked in hot water with some sugar is surprisingly delicious.
People who can successfully coordinate events for groups of four or more 40+ year-old people are angels sent to Earth.
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 PM
People who can successfully coordinate events for groups of four or more 40+ year-old people are angels sent to Earth.
Having to verify that I am human is not something my 12 year-old self saw coming.
January 27, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Having to verify that I am human is not something my 12 year-old self saw coming.
I’m trying to bring back elbow patches on jackets. I’ll be honest, it’s been slow going.
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I’m trying to bring back elbow patches on jackets. I’ll be honest, it’s been slow going.
The woefully under-reported plague of children being exposed to naked robots is deeply troubling.
January 26, 2026 at 9:04 PM
The woefully under-reported plague of children being exposed to naked robots is deeply troubling.
If mermaids really are just the delusions of sailors mistaking seals for women like they say, it says a lot about how muthafucking lonely those dudes were.
January 24, 2026 at 7:37 PM
If mermaids really are just the delusions of sailors mistaking seals for women like they say, it says a lot about how muthafucking lonely those dudes were.
I think that if we had to call them “Potatoes fried in the French style,” they would be way less popular.
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I think that if we had to call them “Potatoes fried in the French style,” they would be way less popular.
I think the ability to orderly queue is one of the clearest signs of a well-functioning society.
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I think the ability to orderly queue is one of the clearest signs of a well-functioning society.
The cool thing about ice is exactly that.
January 17, 2026 at 8:18 PM
The cool thing about ice is exactly that.
A small indignity I like to see successful,well dressed people endure is reaching out in vain while the barista calls out their name and doesn’t see them.
I’m petty.
I’m petty.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
A small indignity I like to see successful,well dressed people endure is reaching out in vain while the barista calls out their name and doesn’t see them.
I’m petty.
I’m petty.
2026 quick to answer the question - Will 2026 be a better year than 2025?
I mean, is it so much to ask for a few weeks of hope?
I mean, is it so much to ask for a few weeks of hope?
January 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
2026 quick to answer the question - Will 2026 be a better year than 2025?
I mean, is it so much to ask for a few weeks of hope?
I mean, is it so much to ask for a few weeks of hope?
Scotch season and annoyed by the littlest thing season seem to coincide for me.
In the spirit of scotch season, I will disregard this correlation.
In the spirit of scotch season, I will disregard this correlation.
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Scotch season and annoyed by the littlest thing season seem to coincide for me.
In the spirit of scotch season, I will disregard this correlation.
In the spirit of scotch season, I will disregard this correlation.
Question of the day
How many owls would you need to see in a day before you thought to yourself, “That’s too may owls and I’m a bit concerned”?
How many owls would you need to see in a day before you thought to yourself, “That’s too may owls and I’m a bit concerned”?
December 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Question of the day
How many owls would you need to see in a day before you thought to yourself, “That’s too may owls and I’m a bit concerned”?
How many owls would you need to see in a day before you thought to yourself, “That’s too may owls and I’m a bit concerned”?
I asked my wife if my daughter was happy and she replied, “Yeah, so leave her alone.”
And that hurt my heart until we figured out she thought I asked if she was napping.
And that hurt my heart until we figured out she thought I asked if she was napping.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I asked my wife if my daughter was happy and she replied, “Yeah, so leave her alone.”
And that hurt my heart until we figured out she thought I asked if she was napping.
And that hurt my heart until we figured out she thought I asked if she was napping.
I just bought my wife a candle in pine tree form for $35 and if that doesn’t describe marriage, I don’t know what does.
December 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I just bought my wife a candle in pine tree form for $35 and if that doesn’t describe marriage, I don’t know what does.
I just tiredly plugged both ends of a cord into the same power bank and I feel like I almost kicked off a catastrophic chain reaction.
But I unplugged it, so go on with your days as normal.
But I unplugged it, so go on with your days as normal.
December 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I just tiredly plugged both ends of a cord into the same power bank and I feel like I almost kicked off a catastrophic chain reaction.
But I unplugged it, so go on with your days as normal.
But I unplugged it, so go on with your days as normal.
As a Canadian, I love the winter so I can play the reverse card on Americans and call THEM a bunch of pussies.
December 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
As a Canadian, I love the winter so I can play the reverse card on Americans and call THEM a bunch of pussies.
I’ve yet to see any of the Jubilee Debate folks use my absolute banger of a conclusion for ANY debate.
“Yeah, but still…”
“Yeah, but still…”
December 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’ve yet to see any of the Jubilee Debate folks use my absolute banger of a conclusion for ANY debate.
“Yeah, but still…”
“Yeah, but still…”
In these divisive times, one thing seniors and millennials with their noses in their phones can share is getting in the fucking way.
December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In these divisive times, one thing seniors and millennials with their noses in their phones can share is getting in the fucking way.