This karate match could have been a cordial discussion.

For something that has just about the most badass name possible, you do a lot of moaning.

WIZARD BEGONE!

Hammering out all the dents afterwards is no picnic, either.

Go soon. I’m fifty and when the bathroom calls, I have to weigh my current comfort against the urgency of my bowels.

Only one cable matters. Just find it.

Dude! I thought it was in the background, not the foreground and was wondering if he lived right by a six story bird feeder for pterodactyls or something.

These look cool, but I’m not going to judge a bench by its cover.