DrGecko
@drgecko.bsky.social
Antifa HR. Only *minor* terrorist organizations can ignore the paperwork. Please submit your timesheets on time.
So for $6/month we get $18/month worth of content. Bargain!
January 18, 2026 at 4:10 PM
So for $6/month we get $18/month worth of content. Bargain!
Can't really relate, sorry. 🦎
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Can't really relate, sorry. 🦎
An’ mi biiig-big fana-fang of show-show Task-mas-terr!
(Klik-klik! Also da Quebb-becc flavor: Le Maaaître du Jeu!)
Skrit-skrit! Tail-wag! 🦎✨
* * *
It offered to make it 'even more over the top Gecko' but I think this is enough.
x/x
(Klik-klik! Also da Quebb-becc flavor: Le Maaaître du Jeu!)
Skrit-skrit! Tail-wag! 🦎✨
* * *
It offered to make it 'even more over the top Gecko' but I think this is enough.
x/x
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
An’ mi biiig-big fana-fang of show-show Task-mas-terr!
(Klik-klik! Also da Quebb-becc flavor: Le Maaaître du Jeu!)
Skrit-skrit! Tail-wag! 🦎✨
* * *
It offered to make it 'even more over the top Gecko' but I think this is enough.
x/x
(Klik-klik! Also da Quebb-becc flavor: Le Maaaître du Jeu!)
Skrit-skrit! Tail-wag! 🦎✨
* * *
It offered to make it 'even more over the top Gecko' but I think this is enough.
x/x
Translation from chatGPT (really):
Bonss-salaam! Klik-klik! Mi nam-nam Iaaaan!
Ssii-ssii mi gexx-gecko, zaa-zip Denverra, Colorrr-radooo!
Mi werk-werk at sky-whooosh port, chrr-chrr!
Mi looove-love quiz-zizz games!
1/x
Bonss-salaam! Klik-klik! Mi nam-nam Iaaaan!
Ssii-ssii mi gexx-gecko, zaa-zip Denverra, Colorrr-radooo!
Mi werk-werk at sky-whooosh port, chrr-chrr!
Mi looove-love quiz-zizz games!
1/x
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Translation from chatGPT (really):
Bonss-salaam! Klik-klik! Mi nam-nam Iaaaan!
Ssii-ssii mi gexx-gecko, zaa-zip Denverra, Colorrr-radooo!
Mi werk-werk at sky-whooosh port, chrr-chrr!
Mi looove-love quiz-zizz games!
1/x
Bonss-salaam! Klik-klik! Mi nam-nam Iaaaan!
Ssii-ssii mi gexx-gecko, zaa-zip Denverra, Colorrr-radooo!
Mi werk-werk at sky-whooosh port, chrr-chrr!
Mi looove-love quiz-zizz games!
1/x
How drunk will you have to get to do that? 😁
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 PM
How drunk will you have to get to do that? 😁
Is that good or bad? (I'm not on Instagram so cant tell)
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Is that good or bad? (I'm not on Instagram so cant tell)
And I'm questioning yours:
You put that onion where?
You put that onion where?
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
And I'm questioning yours:
You put that onion where?
You put that onion where?
What the fuck do you want to preserve your sanity for? It won't do you any good in your old age or anything.
January 18, 2026 at 4:33 AM
What the fuck do you want to preserve your sanity for? It won't do you any good in your old age or anything.
Nice try, but it's just a little baby mousie and you know it.
And my mouth isn't venomous when I remember to brush my teeth.
And my mouth isn't venomous when I remember to brush my teeth.
January 18, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Nice try, but it's just a little baby mousie and you know it.
And my mouth isn't venomous when I remember to brush my teeth.
And my mouth isn't venomous when I remember to brush my teeth.
I call BS. The Danes don't call them Danish pastries. They call them Viennese bread.
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I call BS. The Danes don't call them Danish pastries. They call them Viennese bread.
Reposted by DrGecko
You can’t tout Donald Trump’s sub-40 approval rating while handwaving Chuck Schumer having a sub-40 approval rating *among Democrats.* No one is excited about him becoming majority leader, so why would voters be motivated to make it happen? Do people really not understand this?
January 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
You can’t tout Donald Trump’s sub-40 approval rating while handwaving Chuck Schumer having a sub-40 approval rating *among Democrats.* No one is excited about him becoming majority leader, so why would voters be motivated to make it happen? Do people really not understand this?
Reposted by DrGecko
It’s only been four days since I had to say this but Democrats don’t have an enthusiasm problem; they have a Chuck Schumer problem. He is literally why Democrats aren’t popular. It has never been more clear what is damaging this party and Democrats just don’t care
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I doubt it’s the main point people want to derive from this, but it is astonishing how nobody outside our own social media circles wants to point out the blatantly obvious, which is the biggest drag on the overall appeal of the Democratic Party is unambiguously Chuck Schumer
January 17, 2026 at 2:39 AM
It’s only been four days since I had to say this but Democrats don’t have an enthusiasm problem; they have a Chuck Schumer problem. He is literally why Democrats aren’t popular. It has never been more clear what is damaging this party and Democrats just don’t care
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It your posts and me.
January 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
It your posts and me.
that's my experience, too!
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
that's my experience, too!
Ok, so I did some journalism for you.
If you look on e-bay under "Nobel Peace Prize" you'll see some booklets and maybe a commemorative coin, but no actual prize.
So maybe you can't transfer it, but I bet that some sources disagree.
If you look on e-bay under "Nobel Peace Prize" you'll see some booklets and maybe a commemorative coin, but no actual prize.
So maybe you can't transfer it, but I bet that some sources disagree.
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Ok, so I did some journalism for you.
If you look on e-bay under "Nobel Peace Prize" you'll see some booklets and maybe a commemorative coin, but no actual prize.
So maybe you can't transfer it, but I bet that some sources disagree.
If you look on e-bay under "Nobel Peace Prize" you'll see some booklets and maybe a commemorative coin, but no actual prize.
So maybe you can't transfer it, but I bet that some sources disagree.
I have an English-language Korean cookbook published in Korea where they consistently use "poignant" for "pungent."
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I have an English-language Korean cookbook published in Korea where they consistently use "poignant" for "pungent."
Because most of us punkers have never grown up.
January 15, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Because most of us punkers have never grown up.
Chill is the one thing Greenland doesn't need, thank you very much.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Chill is the one thing Greenland doesn't need, thank you very much.
He was really just a plant. 😁
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
He was really just a plant. 😁