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wint

@dril.bsky.social

550K followers 130 following 470 posts

Never Bullshit I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate . https://www.patreon.com/dril https://www.instagram.com/dril https://linktr.ee/drilreal

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 3d

Yoda Latino

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Aug 23

my followers have been begging me for this for 10 years .

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Aug 9

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Aug 7

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 31

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 28

please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 28

been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 21

tekken chauncey jsut confessed that he masturbated to the movie norbit because theres hot girls in it too and not just ones in fat suits

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 21

tekken chauncey said in the ethical media consumption discord that he just got done taking a Shit so big that it look like a human brain

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 20

hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 20

ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 12

i had to stop doing this because people were starting fake joe dirt accounts and posting the quote just to get my like . worm behaviour

Andrew Granola @mourningcake.bsky.social · Jul 12

real ones remember

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 12

i think people would like my posts more if they knew they are dictated to me through an earpiece as i type them, by comedian David spade

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 12

pay per view efvent 30 pitbulls vs a helicopter $900 full access tv-ma

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 9

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jul 8

some mandela æffect shit. a recalled vision of garfield the cat wearing a trenchcoat & holding a pistol? saying simply the word "Society..."

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 22

tip the waitress? whats next, tipping the dog for shitting all ovefr my green grass???

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 22

cuomo will be a good mayor because hes wearing a nuclear diaper to contain his sexual impulses that will wipe out 12 city blocks if it fails

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 21

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 20

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 18

"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 18

when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 18

know this: there are people I respect & do not follow. there are people I follow & do not respect. it`s up to fate—i make no apologies of it

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 17

Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Jun 14

i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe

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