breaking my social media hiatus to state emphatically and with great emotion that liquid glass is a cunting clusterfuck and apple can go fuck themselves with a rusty barbed wire bouquet for inflicting it on me this morning

I wish misery and poorly-fitting socks on them for the rest of existence

for anyone out there aspiring to open a boutique hand-made candle shop, I have found the perfect store location for you in Dunedin

omg it's so bright in here, why no dark mode, my eyes, MY EYES