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@drkm.bsky.social
constant bin fire; feral parent of 3-5 feral hogs; no thoughts only dangle; 97.5% sarcasm; so much kintsugi I'm just gold now
okay so they've finally added adjustable snooze alarms so they're allowed well-fitting socks again, maybe even some not-misery anyway life really is a series of greys isn't it
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
just tick "gift" and mark the value as $20, it'll be fine
June 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
shotgun next
June 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I'm simply practicing a new form of colonialism whereby I change all the settings to English (UK)
June 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the NZ regional default is 12hrs, which has become my own personal waterloo
June 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
*[borat voice]
May 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
*mother
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
April 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
niiiiiiiiiiiine-hundred and ninety-eight calls on the wall / nine-hundred and ninety-eight calls / you pick up and dial / wait for a while / oh no why are there so many lasers on my torso what is happening arggghhhh
April 17, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I FOUND THE DARK MODE SWEET HALLELUJAH AND ALL THE DOVES IN HEAVEN ABOVE US
May 13, 2023 at 9:49 PM
never wanted a social media platform to succeed more now in my whole goddamned life
May 13, 2023 at 9:44 PM