Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@drmattyg.com
No longer who the Caesars say I am.
The have nothing on @kairyssdal.bsky.social
December 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The have nothing on @kairyssdal.bsky.social
It’s a line from Spinal Tap, about their reviews
December 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s a line from Spinal Tap, about their reviews
That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?
December 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That’s just nitpicking, isn’t it?
“It’s a seventy-eight number”
December 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“It’s a seventy-eight number”
Today’s NYTimes crossword
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Today’s NYTimes crossword
Hm I’m not seeing that behavior. I can crop horizontally vertically or drag using the corners.
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hm I’m not seeing that behavior. I can crop horizontally vertically or drag using the corners.
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
Also I tried to go see your show in SF this week but it was sold out 😭 wish I could have come!!!!
One point twenty one jigabytes!!! Maybe you can just buy that at the corner store in 2025, but here in 1995 it’s a bit hard to come by!
December 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
One point twenty one jigabytes!!! Maybe you can just buy that at the corner store in 2025, but here in 1995 it’s a bit hard to come by!
This is the Voigt-Kampf test but for d-bags instead of replicants.
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
December 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is the Voigt-Kampf test but for d-bags instead of replicants.
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
“A wasp is crawling on your arm. What do you do?”
“I ask it if it would like to invest in my blockchain AI company”
The wise man bowed his head dril tweet.jpg
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The wise man bowed his head dril tweet.jpg
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They can have all the electrons, I'm going to corner the market on electric fields, and make a fortune.
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
They can have all the electrons, I'm going to corner the market on electric fields, and make a fortune.
Do you mean Catch me If You Can?
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Do you mean Catch me If You Can?
I wanna make tshirts that say
I REMEMBER
WHEN THE INTERNET
DIDN’T SUCK
I REMEMBER
WHEN THE INTERNET
DIDN’T SUCK
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I wanna make tshirts that say
I REMEMBER
WHEN THE INTERNET
DIDN’T SUCK
I REMEMBER
WHEN THE INTERNET
DIDN’T SUCK
Loved Tweetdeck. Back before Twitter sucked.
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Loved Tweetdeck. Back before Twitter sucked.
Parked there a bunch when I was hosting climate events at Manny’s. Can confirm that it smells strongly of pee. But my car never got broken into!
October 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Parked there a bunch when I was hosting climate events at Manny’s. Can confirm that it smells strongly of pee. But my car never got broken into!
“I invited clients instead of friends so it would be tax deductible”
October 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“I invited clients instead of friends so it would be tax deductible”
Is this AI generated? Or is it organic word salad?
October 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Is this AI generated? Or is it organic word salad?