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Matt Gordon (He/Him, mostly) ✡️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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No longer who the Caesars say I am.
Pinned
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What a weird day
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Nice gyre. Widening?
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I did, a few times, back in the day, send emails encrypted with PGP through one of those Cypherpunks services that chopped them up at the packet level to cloak the recipient’s server.
It is important for you to realize that you have probably never once in your life sent a private email. That’s just not how email works. Sure, turn off whatever Gmail features you want, but you’re just playing whack-a-mole with the technical realities of email as a concept.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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*touching finger to ear* I’m getting word there’s a second blippi sir
My kids outgrew Blippi so this is how I found out that Blippi 1 was killed off in the Blippiverse and was replaced with a Temu version
September 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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You "cleared" my dungeon? Was it edifying for you to slaughter my beloved monsters and steal my treasure? Did you gain the experience you wanted? You prick. You selfish asshole.
December 9, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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meta ai trying to figure it out
September 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Soccer at th e coli
September 5, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I played Doom on a 386sx25 (no math co-processor on the cpu!!!) and it was jerky af and still terrifying. When a demon jumped out at me and fired a missile in my face, I literally screamed.

Also, Silent Hill on PS2. Not first, but def scariest.
What was the first video game that scared you?

It doesn't have to be a horror game. Maybe you didn't even play it -- plenty of ads freaked me out as a kid.
August 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trying to figure out why no Bothans died in Rogue One and found this
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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80 years ago tonight at Los Alamos, 24-year-old graduate student and Manhattan Project physicist Harry Daghlian, Jr., was conducting a risky criticality experiment by himself in a shack when he accidentally dropped a 4.4-kg (9.7-pound) tungsten carbide brick on a 6.2-kg (13.7-pound) plutonium core.
August 21, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This lady knows ice cream
sorry for the delay y’all, I was having the arm of my dominant hand tattooed. here’s her video about it
August 16, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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AOL is finally shutting down its dial-up internet service
AOL is finally shutting down its dial-up internet service
AOL’s dial-up internet is finally taking its last bow. Yes, while perhaps a dinosaur by today’s digital standards, dial-up is still around.
apnews.com
August 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
August 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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August 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The whole internet loves Bunnies on a Trampoline, a bunch of bunnies that jump on a trampoline! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you that the bunnies are AI generated.

www.404media.co/ai-bunnies-o...
AI Bunnies on Trampoline Causing Crisis of Confidence on TikTok
People failing to identify a video of adorable bunnies as AI slop has sparked worries that many more people could fall for online scams.
www.404media.co
August 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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IS THAT WHAT THAT'S CALLED?? OH MY FUCKING GOD I love it here sometimes the world is good

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tendril...
Tendril perversion - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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my favorite fact about tom lehrer is that he dropped out of public life because it was annoying. he wouldn't do interviews and would tell people who wanted to interview him that they could print anything about him and he wouldn't deny it. my favorite song is poisoning pigeons in the park.
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
July 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM