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MagicMetalBird 🐑
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🔞 Sandwich is my dog.
alex. 🇨🇦 artist. 🎻makes noises with a wooden box.
pictures and stories, and stories with pictures.
a person, not a brand. designated loud greek friend.

business inquiries:
https://www.magicmetalbird.com

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'sup I'm alex and I love weird little guys
my dog is bullying me
January 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
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Playing an arpeggio on your mum
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
the funny/sad thing about walmart is that literally no one in a walmart actually wants to be a in a fucking walmart
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
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The guy who first dressed as Portland Frog, a major symbol of our protest and then other national protests, has been arrested while peacefully protesting. Prints of this painting by Simran Gleason are being sold to support his defense. www.simrangleason.com/prints/p/por... #pdx #protest
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Thinking about... star puffs
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 AM
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them
December 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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old shot & chaser art
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
company putting their hand on the back of your head and slamming your face into the new upgrade you didn't ask for: "DiScOvEr"
January 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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I recreated the ridiculous way my dog sleeps by using the fur I just cut off her

alternatively: I zapped my dog into oblivion whoops
April 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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HEY I HOST THIS WITH THE CO-OP AND YOU SHOULD COME TO OUR MONTHLY DRAW PARTY

IT'S FUN AND CHILL
AccountaBuddy DrawJam is BACK for the new year! Tune into Discord for the first meeting January 10th, 2 PM ET/11 AM PT to draw along with fellow coop members and get things done together.

Art by @magicmetalbird.com
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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my two favourite ongoing reads atm both have Gay Wind in them and you should be reading both of them please you need more gut-wrenching depressing yaoi in your life

read Keeping Time here
www.keepingtimecomic.com/comic/page-1...

you can find Witch Hat Atelier on K-Manga or anywhere manga is sold
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
THOT SQUAD - BSTFU (Official Video)
YouTube video by THOTSQUADVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 PM
doesn't take long and it would be nice to get a large and loud majority telling them to fuck right off with this shit
January 10, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
honestly I should be more thirsty on main

one of my favourite artists was thirsty on main for a character for so long that they literally got hired to do official art for it and that's... fucking goals??
January 10, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Sandwich has a sleepover last night (we are doggie-sitting my brother-in-law's dog) (they are neutral towards one another)
January 10, 2026 at 2:23 PM
my two favourite ongoing reads atm both have Gay Wind in them and you should be reading both of them please you need more gut-wrenching depressing yaoi in your life

read Keeping Time here
www.keepingtimecomic.com/comic/page-1...

you can find Witch Hat Atelier on K-Manga or anywhere manga is sold
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I need cheese
I need so much cheese to live
I consume so much cheese
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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sorry for the lack of art I'm on a waitlist for a surgeon for my drawing hand ;-;

here's a notebook page full of pigeons I doodled a while back while waiting on hold for customer support
March 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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MANHOLE ASSESSOR
March 25, 2024 at 1:32 PM
HEY LACEY KICKS SO MUCH ASS CHECK THIS OUT
CHARACTER COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN! let me draw your d&d character, your warcraft toon, your OC, or your favourite little guy! offering full body coloured character art for $180 USD and "as-is" sketches for $75!

form & TOS ✨ forms.gle/6N4zr6mMyvBE...
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
punk continues to be fucking... punk 💖

fuck yeah

also read kody's comic if you haven't yet what the fuck is wrong with you there's GAY WIND in it ffs
I've reached out to two 80's hardcore punk bands for lyrics licensing requests through their labels, telling them about #KeepingTime and my budget. Both times, the guys came back with, "nah go ahead, use it for free."

Punk's not dead. In fact, they're still out there, being radically kind.
January 9, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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My lava lamp draws better hands than the plagiarism machine. ☝️
November 16, 2023 at 1:48 AM
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post something beautiful to combat the awful
January 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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ADHD hyperfocus/hyperfixation is like oh hey here's a hole I fell down. I didn't chose to go anywhere near it. it slid under me like a fucking vintage cartoon and swallowed me whole without my consent. I live in this hole until the next hole comes for me.
January 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM