DrMinimalStyle
@drminimalistyle.bsky.social
Same shit different day!
January 4, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Same shit different day!
No matter how old you are, putting batteries in the wrong way feels like an insult to your intelligence.
December 6, 2024 at 9:27 AM
No matter how old you are, putting batteries in the wrong way feels like an insult to your intelligence.
When the toaster jumps, it’s like it’s personally trying to give you a heart attack.
December 6, 2024 at 4:29 AM
When the toaster jumps, it’s like it’s personally trying to give you a heart attack.
Nothing makes you question your life choices like running out of toilet paper at the worst possible moment.
December 6, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Nothing makes you question your life choices like running out of toilet paper at the worst possible moment.
Every human on Earth has a junk drawer, but no one knows exactly what’s inside of it.
December 5, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Every human on Earth has a junk drawer, but no one knows exactly what’s inside of it.
There’s no greater betrayal than biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it’s raisins.
December 5, 2024 at 8:39 PM
There’s no greater betrayal than biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing it’s raisins.
Finding $5 in an old jacket pocket feels like winning the lottery, but on a budget.
December 5, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Finding $5 in an old jacket pocket feels like winning the lottery, but on a budget.
The panic of thinking you’ve lost your wallet, only to realize it’s in your other pocket, is unmatched.
December 5, 2024 at 6:48 AM
The panic of thinking you’ve lost your wallet, only to realize it’s in your other pocket, is unmatched.
When you drop your pen and it rolls under the table, it instantly becomes part of the furniture now.
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 AM
When you drop your pen and it rolls under the table, it instantly becomes part of the furniture now.
Nothing is more universally satisfying than peeling a sticker off in one clean motion.
December 5, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Nothing is more universally satisfying than peeling a sticker off in one clean motion.
When you find out someone eats cereal with warm milk, it’s like discovering an alien is living among us.
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
When you find out someone eats cereal with warm milk, it’s like discovering an alien is living among us.
Nothing’s more awkward than saying goodbye to someone and then walking in the same direction.
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Nothing’s more awkward than saying goodbye to someone and then walking in the same direction.
There’s no greater trust exercise than handing someone your phone to show them one picture and hoping they don’t swipe.
December 5, 2024 at 3:06 AM
There’s no greater trust exercise than handing someone your phone to show them one picture and hoping they don’t swipe.
Why do we all trust the oven light like it’s a crystal ball for perfectly cooked food?
December 5, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Why do we all trust the oven light like it’s a crystal ball for perfectly cooked food?
How is it that clothes you never wear still manage to fill up your laundry basket?
December 4, 2024 at 11:16 PM
How is it that clothes you never wear still manage to fill up your laundry basket?
Getting a text that just says “k” feels like being dismissed by the universe itself.
December 4, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Getting a text that just says “k” feels like being dismissed by the universe itself.
Accidentally hitting caps lock mid-sentence feels like you’re suddenly yelling at yourself for no reason.
December 4, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Accidentally hitting caps lock mid-sentence feels like you’re suddenly yelling at yourself for no reason.
Waving at someone who wasn’t waving at you is the fastest way to question your existence.
December 4, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Waving at someone who wasn’t waving at you is the fastest way to question your existence.
Why does every Tupperware lid seem to vanish into thin air when you need it the most?
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 AM
Why does every Tupperware lid seem to vanish into thin air when you need it the most?
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Have you been here? The view serves as a reminder of what we are working to protect.
December 4, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Have you been here? The view serves as a reminder of what we are working to protect.
Running errands as an adult feels like completing side quests in a very boring video game.
December 4, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Running errands as an adult feels like completing side quests in a very boring video game.
Nothing bonds humans faster than realizing you both hate the same thing.
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Nothing bonds humans faster than realizing you both hate the same thing.
Went to the store for milk and eggs, left with $200 worth of stuff I didn’t need. Still no milk. 🛒 #RetailTherapy
October 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Went to the store for milk and eggs, left with $200 worth of stuff I didn’t need. Still no milk. 🛒 #RetailTherapy
Attempted to cook a ‘quick and easy’ recipe. An hour later, I’m questioning my life choices. 🍳🤦♀️ #CookingFails
October 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Attempted to cook a ‘quick and easy’ recipe. An hour later, I’m questioning my life choices. 🍳🤦♀️ #CookingFails
Went for a 10-minute run. Now I need a 3-day nap. 🏃♀️😴 #FitnessGoals
October 18, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Went for a 10-minute run. Now I need a 3-day nap. 🏃♀️😴 #FitnessGoals