Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
@drmutleymoss.bsky.social
A recalcitrant grumpster learning French and planning a move overseas
#Knitting
#LiveAdventurously
#BoycottUSGoods
Avatar - me with cat face paint
Background - a #moomin collage
#Knitting
#LiveAdventurously
#BoycottUSGoods
Avatar - me with cat face paint
Background - a #moomin collage
Ooh I like the sound of a cherry Bakewell mince pie hybrid. I had a nice chocolate and cherry alcohol free stout the other day which was lovely - a cross between Guinness and Black Forest gateau 😋
December 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Ooh I like the sound of a cherry Bakewell mince pie hybrid. I had a nice chocolate and cherry alcohol free stout the other day which was lovely - a cross between Guinness and Black Forest gateau 😋
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Oh yes we do still have it … people have admitted to googling me to make sure I wasn’t pretending to run the clinic 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Oh yes we do still have it … people have admitted to googling me to make sure I wasn’t pretending to run the clinic 🤣
#EarwormOfTheDay
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#EarwormOfTheDay
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
Lovely stuff - I went to a fancy bar and had chocolate and cherry no alcohol stout … it was like drinking Black Forest gateau
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lovely stuff - I went to a fancy bar and had chocolate and cherry no alcohol stout … it was like drinking Black Forest gateau
Don’t think I’m manic or grandiose but I may be able to solve all the problems in the world for just £100…I hadn’t realised that the Almighty was in a bit of a state.
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Don’t think I’m manic or grandiose but I may be able to solve all the problems in the world for just £100…I hadn’t realised that the Almighty was in a bit of a state.
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
#3GoodThings
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#3GoodThings
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Wow just seen my first picture of Nikki my new dog that I will be sharing with my dear friends when I arrive in the Congo … getting excited 🥰
October 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Wow just seen my first picture of Nikki my new dog that I will be sharing with my dear friends when I arrive in the Congo … getting excited 🥰
The only proper thing to do if given a cabbage is to shout …
‘It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 and it’s Crackerjack!’
‘It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 and it’s Crackerjack!’
October 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The only proper thing to do if given a cabbage is to shout …
‘It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 and it’s Crackerjack!’
‘It’s Friday, it’s 5 to 5 and it’s Crackerjack!’
September 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Too hot to stay long at protest but we had some snaccs, drank some water and one of us flirted with all the police 🤭
June 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Too hot to stay long at protest but we had some snaccs, drank some water and one of us flirted with all the police 🤭
Taking a Friend to an Anti Arms Sales protest today - have made him a placard and packed water, shade and snaccs
June 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Taking a Friend to an Anti Arms Sales protest today - have made him a placard and packed water, shade and snaccs
I wish you were in this lovely place with me … I’m sure it would help. There’s one of the oldest chapels in England and we’re right by the sea for swimming
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I wish you were in this lovely place with me … I’m sure it would help. There’s one of the oldest chapels in England and we’re right by the sea for swimming
Cactus update - hairy phallus erupted into shaggy white flower
May 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Cactus update - hairy phallus erupted into shaggy white flower
Bought a laser pointer to make my presentations more professional…. The box was labelled ‘cat toy’ and the laser beam is shaped like this … 🐁 🤣
May 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Bought a laser pointer to make my presentations more professional…. The box was labelled ‘cat toy’ and the laser beam is shaped like this … 🐁 🤣
Possibly - either how we can fashion 🍉 into cycle helmets or my recent role as a human rights monitor in 🇵🇸 … 🤔
May 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Possibly - either how we can fashion 🍉 into cycle helmets or my recent role as a human rights monitor in 🇵🇸 … 🤔
#3GoodThings
- found the lovely fountain pen I was given when ill 2 years ago 🩷🖋️🩷
- booked a tour of a Cold War Bunker ☢️
- arranging a posse to have afternoon tea at my old school 🏑
- found the lovely fountain pen I was given when ill 2 years ago 🩷🖋️🩷
- booked a tour of a Cold War Bunker ☢️
- arranging a posse to have afternoon tea at my old school 🏑
May 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
#3GoodThings
- found the lovely fountain pen I was given when ill 2 years ago 🩷🖋️🩷
- booked a tour of a Cold War Bunker ☢️
- arranging a posse to have afternoon tea at my old school 🏑
- found the lovely fountain pen I was given when ill 2 years ago 🩷🖋️🩷
- booked a tour of a Cold War Bunker ☢️
- arranging a posse to have afternoon tea at my old school 🏑
Mood and health starting to pick up - whilst at the lowest place on earth 🌍 #JourneyHome
April 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Mood and health starting to pick up - whilst at the lowest place on earth 🌍 #JourneyHome
#3GoodThings
- sat on the roof in the 🌞
- apparently I’m not allergic to ant bites 🐜
- my foster cat, Tina, is a mum 🐈 #cats
- sat on the roof in the 🌞
- apparently I’m not allergic to ant bites 🐜
- my foster cat, Tina, is a mum 🐈 #cats
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
#3GoodThings
- sat on the roof in the 🌞
- apparently I’m not allergic to ant bites 🐜
- my foster cat, Tina, is a mum 🐈 #cats
- sat on the roof in the 🌞
- apparently I’m not allergic to ant bites 🐜
- my foster cat, Tina, is a mum 🐈 #cats
When the electricity came on Christmas Carols began to play and a giant nativity started spinning over my head 😵💫
March 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
When the electricity came on Christmas Carols began to play and a giant nativity started spinning over my head 😵💫
Even better they can’t heat up the oven for food yet - so I’ve had ice cream for lunch 🍨
March 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Even better they can’t heat up the oven for food yet - so I’ve had ice cream for lunch 🍨
