Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
@drmutleymoss.bsky.social
A recalcitrant grumpster learning French and planning a move overseas
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#BoycottUSGoods
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Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
January 27, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
New study says #menopausal brains are ‘like Alzheimer’s’ 🙄
But I love my new thinking:
- less flexibility - I stand my ground when I am right
- less rumination - I don’t care what you think of me
- altered spatial awareness- I know what 6 inches looks like whatever I’m told
But I love my new thinking:
- less flexibility - I stand my ground when I am right
- less rumination - I don’t care what you think of me
- altered spatial awareness- I know what 6 inches looks like whatever I’m told
an elderly woman is sitting at a table holding a pair of glasses .
Alt: Sophia from Golden Girls puts on sunglasses while the text reads ‘I’m just too cool … and old’
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January 27, 2026 at 7:14 AM
New study says #menopausal brains are ‘like Alzheimer’s’ 🙄
But I love my new thinking:
- less flexibility - I stand my ground when I am right
- less rumination - I don’t care what you think of me
- altered spatial awareness- I know what 6 inches looks like whatever I’m told
But I love my new thinking:
- less flexibility - I stand my ground when I am right
- less rumination - I don’t care what you think of me
- altered spatial awareness- I know what 6 inches looks like whatever I’m told
I (accidentally) destroyed a self checkout at M&S and now feel like #SarahConnor 🤖
a woman says alright play it your way in a movie
Alt: Sarah Connor says ‘alright play it your way’ in a Terminator movie
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January 26, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I (accidentally) destroyed a self checkout at M&S and now feel like #SarahConnor 🤖
Still following the £90k a week mental health clinic online - apparently your doc will sit cross legged on the floor with you as part of the package. I’m prepared to do it on the #NHS as long as I can be helped up afterwards… I promise I won’t wear Lycra 🫣
January 24, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Still following the £90k a week mental health clinic online - apparently your doc will sit cross legged on the floor with you as part of the package. I’m prepared to do it on the #NHS as long as I can be helped up afterwards… I promise I won’t wear Lycra 🫣
Looking after a friend’s mum for the weekend… heading to the specialist pie shop shortly to pick up a minced beef and onion pie and a treacle tart for our supper tonight 😋🥧
January 23, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Looking after a friend’s mum for the weekend… heading to the specialist pie shop shortly to pick up a minced beef and onion pie and a treacle tart for our supper tonight 😋🥧
#3GoodThings
- nurse in the vaccine clinic gave me a lollipop 🍭
- bought a silly jumper cos it makes me laugh 😹
- arranging an outing for my school friends (somewhere we went 45 years ago #CogidubnusRex)
- nurse in the vaccine clinic gave me a lollipop 🍭
- bought a silly jumper cos it makes me laugh 😹
- arranging an outing for my school friends (somewhere we went 45 years ago #CogidubnusRex)
January 20, 2026 at 5:36 PM
#3GoodThings
- nurse in the vaccine clinic gave me a lollipop 🍭
- bought a silly jumper cos it makes me laugh 😹
- arranging an outing for my school friends (somewhere we went 45 years ago #CogidubnusRex)
- nurse in the vaccine clinic gave me a lollipop 🍭
- bought a silly jumper cos it makes me laugh 😹
- arranging an outing for my school friends (somewhere we went 45 years ago #CogidubnusRex)
#3GoodThings
- last couple of days in this awful rental
- hot cross bun for breakfast
- off to the laundrette so I’ll soon have some clean clothes
- last couple of days in this awful rental
- hot cross bun for breakfast
- off to the laundrette so I’ll soon have some clean clothes
January 20, 2026 at 8:51 AM
#3GoodThings
- last couple of days in this awful rental
- hot cross bun for breakfast
- off to the laundrette so I’ll soon have some clean clothes
- last couple of days in this awful rental
- hot cross bun for breakfast
- off to the laundrette so I’ll soon have some clean clothes
#3GoodThings
- proper argument about ethics, very civilised and illuminating
- house sale chain is fixed and back on
- ice cream sundae 😋
- proper argument about ethics, very civilised and illuminating
- house sale chain is fixed and back on
- ice cream sundae 😋
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
#3GoodThings
- proper argument about ethics, very civilised and illuminating
- house sale chain is fixed and back on
- ice cream sundae 😋
- proper argument about ethics, very civilised and illuminating
- house sale chain is fixed and back on
- ice cream sundae 😋
#3GoodThings 🍀
Well today was clearly my lucky day. I’m due a lot of money from different agencies:
- £2 million from the National Bank of England 🥳
- £1.5 million from the Indian Lottery 🥳
- £25 million from the government of Gambia 🥳
Well today was clearly my lucky day. I’m due a lot of money from different agencies:
- £2 million from the National Bank of England 🥳
- £1.5 million from the Indian Lottery 🥳
- £25 million from the government of Gambia 🥳
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
#3GoodThings 🍀
Well today was clearly my lucky day. I’m due a lot of money from different agencies:
- £2 million from the National Bank of England 🥳
- £1.5 million from the Indian Lottery 🥳
- £25 million from the government of Gambia 🥳
Well today was clearly my lucky day. I’m due a lot of money from different agencies:
- £2 million from the National Bank of England 🥳
- £1.5 million from the Indian Lottery 🥳
- £25 million from the government of Gambia 🥳
#3GoodThings
- explained I don’t try to be kind to people so they like me … I do it so I like me 🥰
- facial eczema reducing now I’ve discarded the specs I’m allergic to 🤓
- met a dog who looked just like Mutley/Gnasher ❤️🩹
- explained I don’t try to be kind to people so they like me … I do it so I like me 🥰
- facial eczema reducing now I’ve discarded the specs I’m allergic to 🤓
- met a dog who looked just like Mutley/Gnasher ❤️🩹
January 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
#3GoodThings
- explained I don’t try to be kind to people so they like me … I do it so I like me 🥰
- facial eczema reducing now I’ve discarded the specs I’m allergic to 🤓
- met a dog who looked just like Mutley/Gnasher ❤️🩹
- explained I don’t try to be kind to people so they like me … I do it so I like me 🥰
- facial eczema reducing now I’ve discarded the specs I’m allergic to 🤓
- met a dog who looked just like Mutley/Gnasher ❤️🩹
FB is sending me ads to live 1-1 with a psychiatrist in Switzerland for half a million quid a month. Apparently you can have a visit from the former Duchess of York in the package too. How do I set up a #GoFundMe
January 6, 2026 at 6:34 AM
FB is sending me ads to live 1-1 with a psychiatrist in Switzerland for half a million quid a month. Apparently you can have a visit from the former Duchess of York in the package too. How do I set up a #GoFundMe
#3GoodThings
- daffodils £1 a bunch bought lots for colleagues today 🌼
- didn’t lose my phone 📱
- staying in the worst hotel I’ve ever come across … many guests roaming corridors in budgie smugglers 😳
- daffodils £1 a bunch bought lots for colleagues today 🌼
- didn’t lose my phone 📱
- staying in the worst hotel I’ve ever come across … many guests roaming corridors in budgie smugglers 😳
January 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
#3GoodThings
- daffodils £1 a bunch bought lots for colleagues today 🌼
- didn’t lose my phone 📱
- staying in the worst hotel I’ve ever come across … many guests roaming corridors in budgie smugglers 😳
- daffodils £1 a bunch bought lots for colleagues today 🌼
- didn’t lose my phone 📱
- staying in the worst hotel I’ve ever come across … many guests roaming corridors in budgie smugglers 😳
#3GoodThings
- amazing compliment from a colleague 😊
- long awaited parcel arrived and I’m about to open it 🥳
- no food in the house so heading out for some breakfast 🍳 🥓☕️
- amazing compliment from a colleague 😊
- long awaited parcel arrived and I’m about to open it 🥳
- no food in the house so heading out for some breakfast 🍳 🥓☕️
January 3, 2026 at 7:45 AM
#3GoodThings
- amazing compliment from a colleague 😊
- long awaited parcel arrived and I’m about to open it 🥳
- no food in the house so heading out for some breakfast 🍳 🥓☕️
- amazing compliment from a colleague 😊
- long awaited parcel arrived and I’m about to open it 🥳
- no food in the house so heading out for some breakfast 🍳 🥓☕️
#3GoodThings
- my online French teacher had flu today and I told her to leave the lesson and go to bed and rest (in French) 🇫🇷
- took part in a research interview about therapy animals and had a little cry for much I miss my boys 🐾
- just woken from a lovely afternoon nap (hope I’ll sleep tonight) 😴
- my online French teacher had flu today and I told her to leave the lesson and go to bed and rest (in French) 🇫🇷
- took part in a research interview about therapy animals and had a little cry for much I miss my boys 🐾
- just woken from a lovely afternoon nap (hope I’ll sleep tonight) 😴
December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
#3GoodThings
- my online French teacher had flu today and I told her to leave the lesson and go to bed and rest (in French) 🇫🇷
- took part in a research interview about therapy animals and had a little cry for much I miss my boys 🐾
- just woken from a lovely afternoon nap (hope I’ll sleep tonight) 😴
- my online French teacher had flu today and I told her to leave the lesson and go to bed and rest (in French) 🇫🇷
- took part in a research interview about therapy animals and had a little cry for much I miss my boys 🐾
- just woken from a lovely afternoon nap (hope I’ll sleep tonight) 😴
#3GoodThings
- someone told me #DickVanDyke was dead … and he isn’t 🥳
- a friend gave me their portion of Pavlova 😘
- my breakfast egg wore a jolly little hat 🥰
- someone told me #DickVanDyke was dead … and he isn’t 🥳
- a friend gave me their portion of Pavlova 😘
- my breakfast egg wore a jolly little hat 🥰
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
#3GoodThings
- someone told me #DickVanDyke was dead … and he isn’t 🥳
- a friend gave me their portion of Pavlova 😘
- my breakfast egg wore a jolly little hat 🥰
- someone told me #DickVanDyke was dead … and he isn’t 🥳
- a friend gave me their portion of Pavlova 😘
- my breakfast egg wore a jolly little hat 🥰
#3GoodThings
- lovely phone chat to an old pal from #MadTwitter 👋
- called out someone being vile about refugees and made them think 🤔
- having a nap whilst ‘the staff’ do the washing up (the joy of being on a festive retreat) 😴
- lovely phone chat to an old pal from #MadTwitter 👋
- called out someone being vile about refugees and made them think 🤔
- having a nap whilst ‘the staff’ do the washing up (the joy of being on a festive retreat) 😴
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
#3GoodThings
- lovely phone chat to an old pal from #MadTwitter 👋
- called out someone being vile about refugees and made them think 🤔
- having a nap whilst ‘the staff’ do the washing up (the joy of being on a festive retreat) 😴
- lovely phone chat to an old pal from #MadTwitter 👋
- called out someone being vile about refugees and made them think 🤔
- having a nap whilst ‘the staff’ do the washing up (the joy of being on a festive retreat) 😴
Reposted by Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
Plan for the day - survive again but wear fancy shoes
a cartoon of cinderella saying i 'll make it fit a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do .
Alt: a cartoon of Cinderella’s sister saying ‘I’ll make it fit! a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do’ (as she tries to wedge her foot in the shoe).
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December 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Plan for the day - survive again but wear fancy shoes
Reposted by Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
My FB feed is full of #HughGrant Christmas film clips to spread the festive vibe. So I thought I’d share my current level of seasonal joy 🎄#Heretic
an older man wearing glasses and a striped shirt
Alt: Creepy Hugh Grant pulling faces as he’s rumbled for being very bad indeed #Heretic
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December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My FB feed is full of #HughGrant Christmas film clips to spread the festive vibe. So I thought I’d share my current level of seasonal joy 🎄#Heretic
#3GoodThings
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
three penguins are standing next to each other with the words just smile and wave boys smile and wave below them
Alt: three penguins are standing next to each other with the words just smile and wave boys smile and wave below them
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#3GoodThings
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
#3GoodThings
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#3GoodThings
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/emergen...
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
Shipping containers and bananas wash up on Selsey beach in West Sussex: photos and video
Photos have been sent to this newspaper today (Sunday, December 7) that show shipping containers that have washed up on a beach in West Sussex.
www.sussexexpress.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/emergen...
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
#3GoodThings
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
#3GoodThings
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊