Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
@drmutleymoss.bsky.social
A recalcitrant grumpster learning French and planning a move overseas
#Knitting
#LiveAdventurously
#BoycottUSGoods
Avatar - me with cat face paint
Background - a #moomin collage
#Knitting
#LiveAdventurously
#BoycottUSGoods
Avatar - me with cat face paint
Background - a #moomin collage
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My FB feed is full of #HughGrant Christmas film clips to spread the festive vibe. So I thought I’d share my current level of seasonal joy 🎄#Heretic
an older man wearing glasses and a striped shirt
Alt: Creepy Hugh Grant pulling faces as he’s rumbled for being very bad indeed #Heretic
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
My FB feed is full of #HughGrant Christmas film clips to spread the festive vibe. So I thought I’d share my current level of seasonal joy 🎄#Heretic
#3GoodThings
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
three penguins are standing next to each other with the words just smile and wave boys smile and wave below them
Alt: three penguins are standing next to each other with the words just smile and wave boys smile and wave below them
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
#3GoodThings
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
- accidentally given 2 vouchers for having my flu jab so spent them both on donations to the local food bank
- first mince pie of the season 🥧🎄
- just watched #Madagascar and I’m totally a penguin 🐧
#3GoodThings
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#3GoodThings
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
- Christmas selection box from ‘new best friend’ who won a lifetime supply of chocolate 🍫
- packet of hula hoops from ‘new second best friend’ who has clearly understood me 😊
- managed to get on guest list for works Christmas Party 🥳 🎄😅
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Seaside holiday not going great as the beach next to my accommodation is very, very slippery 🍌
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
Not sure if my insurance covers an infestation of bananas 😱
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/emergen...
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
Shipping containers and bananas wash up on Selsey beach in West Sussex: photos and video
Photos have been sent to this newspaper today (Sunday, December 7) that show shipping containers that have washed up on a beach in West Sussex.
www.sussexexpress.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
www.sussexexpress.co.uk/news/emergen...
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
I’m staying by a beach in Sussex which is inundated with bananas 🍌 😵💫
#3GoodThings
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
#3GoodThings
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
- my new friend won a lifetime supply of chocolate many years ago. She hates chocolate but I don’t 😈🍫
- I deleted my social media to volunteer in 🇵🇸 so patients only find stories about my dog Mutley online 💔🌈🐾
- monstrous overnight storm seems to have passed 🤞🌪️🌊
Reposted by Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
#3BadThings
- I’ve already eaten half my Advent Calendar
- I’ve been misidentifying a lovely colleague with the name of a rather annoying one
- the oven cleaning man is arriving before 8am tomorrow morning
- I’ve already eaten half my Advent Calendar
- I’ve been misidentifying a lovely colleague with the name of a rather annoying one
- the oven cleaning man is arriving before 8am tomorrow morning
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
#3BadThings
- I’ve already eaten half my Advent Calendar
- I’ve been misidentifying a lovely colleague with the name of a rather annoying one
- the oven cleaning man is arriving before 8am tomorrow morning
- I’ve already eaten half my Advent Calendar
- I’ve been misidentifying a lovely colleague with the name of a rather annoying one
- the oven cleaning man is arriving before 8am tomorrow morning
#3GoodThings
- too tired to plan a meal so bought a #TooGoodToGo bag which contained a 🍕
- got a lovely unexpected present 💝
- successfully annoyed the people I intended to 😈🏆
- too tired to plan a meal so bought a #TooGoodToGo bag which contained a 🍕
- got a lovely unexpected present 💝
- successfully annoyed the people I intended to 😈🏆
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
#3GoodThings
- too tired to plan a meal so bought a #TooGoodToGo bag which contained a 🍕
- got a lovely unexpected present 💝
- successfully annoyed the people I intended to 😈🏆
- too tired to plan a meal so bought a #TooGoodToGo bag which contained a 🍕
- got a lovely unexpected present 💝
- successfully annoyed the people I intended to 😈🏆
#3GoodThings
- the toilet roll holder is above the radiator at work - ooh the joy of warm paper ☺️🧻
- got 2 tarte au citron in my #TooGoodToGo bag 😋
- 3 people said they used to know someone with the same name as me and she was really nice (spoiler alert .. it was me 😈)
- the toilet roll holder is above the radiator at work - ooh the joy of warm paper ☺️🧻
- got 2 tarte au citron in my #TooGoodToGo bag 😋
- 3 people said they used to know someone with the same name as me and she was really nice (spoiler alert .. it was me 😈)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
#3GoodThings
- the toilet roll holder is above the radiator at work - ooh the joy of warm paper ☺️🧻
- got 2 tarte au citron in my #TooGoodToGo bag 😋
- 3 people said they used to know someone with the same name as me and she was really nice (spoiler alert .. it was me 😈)
- the toilet roll holder is above the radiator at work - ooh the joy of warm paper ☺️🧻
- got 2 tarte au citron in my #TooGoodToGo bag 😋
- 3 people said they used to know someone with the same name as me and she was really nice (spoiler alert .. it was me 😈)
Reposted by Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
#EarwormOfTheDay
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#EarwormOfTheDay
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
‘If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit … join our Club’
(I know it’s no longer chocolate because of the reduced cocoa mass but that thought has made the Earworm more adherent)
#3GoodThings
- Occupational Health review determined I am fit for work and it is the door handles I can’t open which need to be changed 😆
- pizza for tea last night
- going to choose my storage unit today
- Occupational Health review determined I am fit for work and it is the door handles I can’t open which need to be changed 😆
- pizza for tea last night
- going to choose my storage unit today
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 AM
#3GoodThings
- Occupational Health review determined I am fit for work and it is the door handles I can’t open which need to be changed 😆
- pizza for tea last night
- going to choose my storage unit today
- Occupational Health review determined I am fit for work and it is the door handles I can’t open which need to be changed 😆
- pizza for tea last night
- going to choose my storage unit today
Just had an amazing 15 second telephone screening for depression from my GP practice ….
- Can you hear me?
Me - yes
-Are you happy?
Me -yes
- Are you sure?
Me - yes I think so
- That’s wonderful, Goodbye 👋
- Can you hear me?
Me - yes
-Are you happy?
Me -yes
- Are you sure?
Me - yes I think so
- That’s wonderful, Goodbye 👋
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just had an amazing 15 second telephone screening for depression from my GP practice ….
- Can you hear me?
Me - yes
-Are you happy?
Me -yes
- Are you sure?
Me - yes I think so
- That’s wonderful, Goodbye 👋
- Can you hear me?
Me - yes
-Are you happy?
Me -yes
- Are you sure?
Me - yes I think so
- That’s wonderful, Goodbye 👋
Reposted by Dr Mutley Moss 🍉
#3GoodThings
- first mince pie of the season 😋
- someone startled me today and I yelled ‘Oh my Giddy Aunt’ 🤣 been chuckling ever since
- found all the necessary paperwork for my house sale 😅
- first mince pie of the season 😋
- someone startled me today and I yelled ‘Oh my Giddy Aunt’ 🤣 been chuckling ever since
- found all the necessary paperwork for my house sale 😅
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
#3GoodThings
- first mince pie of the season 😋
- someone startled me today and I yelled ‘Oh my Giddy Aunt’ 🤣 been chuckling ever since
- found all the necessary paperwork for my house sale 😅
- first mince pie of the season 😋
- someone startled me today and I yelled ‘Oh my Giddy Aunt’ 🤣 been chuckling ever since
- found all the necessary paperwork for my house sale 😅
#3GoodThings
- unexpected free lunch 🥗 🥖🍗🧀
- accidentally bought a can of cream soda (not lemonade) it’s delicious 😋
- resuscitated the Duolingo owl just in time 🦉
- unexpected free lunch 🥗 🥖🍗🧀
- accidentally bought a can of cream soda (not lemonade) it’s delicious 😋
- resuscitated the Duolingo owl just in time 🦉
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
#3GoodThings
- unexpected free lunch 🥗 🥖🍗🧀
- accidentally bought a can of cream soda (not lemonade) it’s delicious 😋
- resuscitated the Duolingo owl just in time 🦉
- unexpected free lunch 🥗 🥖🍗🧀
- accidentally bought a can of cream soda (not lemonade) it’s delicious 😋
- resuscitated the Duolingo owl just in time 🦉
#3GoodThings
#Interfaith walk - the perfect combination of meeting new people and eating delicious food
Took American visitors to see #Pocahontas’ memorial/burial site (in traditional British rain)
Bought a giant #Toblerone for a friend in hospital (and I managed not to scoff it)
#Interfaith walk - the perfect combination of meeting new people and eating delicious food
Took American visitors to see #Pocahontas’ memorial/burial site (in traditional British rain)
Bought a giant #Toblerone for a friend in hospital (and I managed not to scoff it)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
#3GoodThings
#Interfaith walk - the perfect combination of meeting new people and eating delicious food
Took American visitors to see #Pocahontas’ memorial/burial site (in traditional British rain)
Bought a giant #Toblerone for a friend in hospital (and I managed not to scoff it)
#Interfaith walk - the perfect combination of meeting new people and eating delicious food
Took American visitors to see #Pocahontas’ memorial/burial site (in traditional British rain)
Bought a giant #Toblerone for a friend in hospital (and I managed not to scoff it)
#3GoodThings
- got a seat on the train 😊
- huge party of tiny school children caught the train going in the opposite direction 😅
- visiting my oldest friend tonight 🥳
- got a seat on the train 😊
- huge party of tiny school children caught the train going in the opposite direction 😅
- visiting my oldest friend tonight 🥳
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
#3GoodThings
- got a seat on the train 😊
- huge party of tiny school children caught the train going in the opposite direction 😅
- visiting my oldest friend tonight 🥳
- got a seat on the train 😊
- huge party of tiny school children caught the train going in the opposite direction 😅
- visiting my oldest friend tonight 🥳
#3GoodThings
- perfect cup of tea to start the day
- bins all sorted for collection tomorrow
- washed, dressed and in a freshly ironed shirt to meet friends shortly
- perfect cup of tea to start the day
- bins all sorted for collection tomorrow
- washed, dressed and in a freshly ironed shirt to meet friends shortly
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 AM
#3GoodThings
- perfect cup of tea to start the day
- bins all sorted for collection tomorrow
- washed, dressed and in a freshly ironed shirt to meet friends shortly
- perfect cup of tea to start the day
- bins all sorted for collection tomorrow
- washed, dressed and in a freshly ironed shirt to meet friends shortly
Don’t think I’m manic or grandiose but I may be able to solve all the problems in the world for just £100…I hadn’t realised that the Almighty was in a bit of a state.
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
November 9, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Don’t think I’m manic or grandiose but I may be able to solve all the problems in the world for just £100…I hadn’t realised that the Almighty was in a bit of a state.
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
I asked for an oven cleaning quote and got this reply
#3GoodThings
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
October 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
#3GoodThings
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
- did some chores I’d been putting off for weeks
- first tutorial on my new course
- my dog has had puppies but we’re 6000 miles apart 😍💔
#3GoodThings
- sold sign up on my house at last 🥳
- my friend, Sandra, thought I was 45 years old 🥰
- I have a new best friend … her name is Sandra 😘
- sold sign up on my house at last 🥳
- my friend, Sandra, thought I was 45 years old 🥰
- I have a new best friend … her name is Sandra 😘
October 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#3GoodThings
- sold sign up on my house at last 🥳
- my friend, Sandra, thought I was 45 years old 🥰
- I have a new best friend … her name is Sandra 😘
- sold sign up on my house at last 🥳
- my friend, Sandra, thought I was 45 years old 🥰
- I have a new best friend … her name is Sandra 😘
Ooh - my French lesson was a bit odd today - either I didn’t understand anything or I’ve learned a recipe for cooking a cat 🙀
October 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Ooh - my French lesson was a bit odd today - either I didn’t understand anything or I’ve learned a recipe for cooking a cat 🙀
October 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM