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Neo Vaginus Evan-shelly-hon [Big Bad Bæddel Borg]🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🐔
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small, angry, and useless

outer: shelly, she/her. inner: we're going with Vanessa, also she/her, but maybe fluid or just too inscrutable for language. one is a lesbian

smart enough to know she's a stupid bitch

end capitalism

free Palestine

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d'arby the gambler saying "good" , which is how I feel about Maxwell's appeal getting damaged
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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looks better than it is I promise
shitty, damp pancakes rolled up around some kind of nasty apple mess, and a vegan sausage patty for some reason
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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for the dad joke:

most people are SHOCKED when I tell them I'm not actually an electrician
a cool dog I met at a coffee shop, she's wearing a fluffy pink sweater two adorable bunnies belonging to a friend of mine one of my geese, back when he was just a baby, I'm holding him my mostly white kitty, Snowball
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Keurig k-cycle bag it's keursed
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I lived bitches 😘
shelly, bepussed and alive in the hospital
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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the people's joker, who I am becoming
November 22, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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the people's joker, who I am becoming, smoking and looking resigned to some bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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ff7 rebirth sephhy with my most shitty drawn on speech balloon to date, making it clear that I'm making fun of the sephhy posting going on above
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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a girl who is tired but still made dinner for her family
a bowl of bimbap on my lap, it's got eggs, tiny corn, carrots, cabbage, onions, and fresh cucumber pickles
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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oh good!
the exploding ball with confetti and streamers coming out emoji that indicates a celebratory feeling, but really big for some reason
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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horse standing on a beach captioned "man" you know the one
November 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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trick or treat 😘
shelly smiling and looking bewitching in her witch costume
October 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Librarianing extra hard today
shelly, seated at her desk at work, in a black top, with her hair back in a loose bun/pony tail the cat's eye glasses really make her look Librarian, which is good as that's what she is
October 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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the only rational reply to such boss bullshit
old timey dude pointing at his hand meme, always makes me think "fuck you, pay me"
October 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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anyway
the same image as in the qp, but with white text next to the lizard/woman's face that reads "hhhehehe"
October 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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fucking COVID making me miss movie night with my local dolls

this is the true price I'm paying, look what they'll be getting up to without me
movie poster for an erotic (lesbian?) horror movie called "Lizard in a woman's skin", it features a naked lady kinda posing like a lizard, and they're kinda superimposed on top of each other (idk, I'm not a photo art nerd) bilaterally, so the left half is naked lady and the right half is lizard ngl it is looking p. sexy, I'm so sad I'll be missing out
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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the People's Joker, smoking and looking like she's so tired of all this shit
October 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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my hand is so pretty
shelly's hand with simply gorgeous henna on it it's all girly and flowery and it makes her feel things
September 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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chuck schumer's o face
September 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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staff day is fun!
Shelly's hand with floral pattern henna on it, from a lovely Indian lady who we paid to come to our staff day event at the library
September 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I don't remember taking this picture, but FINAL FLESH sounds like transition goals
a license plate that reads FNLFLSH
September 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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whatever, not right now News Cycle, I'm busy clubbing
shelly and the ypsi crew, in da clurb
September 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Jim Carrey LIAR LIAR it's the movie poster
September 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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l + ratio + idk how the rest of this meme goes
doing my part? a screenshot that shows that I did like your post :p
September 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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weekend at Bernie's movie poster dot jpeg
September 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM