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Johnny Deadlift
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Man about town, fake Canadian, Japanese macaque bathing in a hot spring

I like funny jokes
Silly young people who are too naive to know that tattoos are supposed to be bad
January 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Yeah, I think this is why psychiatrists use the term “insidious” to describe certain types of onset. You don’t notice it’s a problem because it’s working well for you
January 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This is my big problem with the use of the word “hallucinate” to describe an LLM generating responses that are untethered to reality. The terms they’re pushing humanize the software at the exact moment it is demonstrating its actual (non-human) function
January 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My grandmother had one of these. Very silly instrument, like a more awkwardly configured accordion. She lived in Saskatchewan though so I assumed the feet pumping kept her warm
January 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He goes to influencer events and stuff. Obviously struck it viral with this one bit and used it to get out of a career he hated. Which, like, good for him but seeing him continue his shtick makes me feel like I’m in an episode of Black Mirror
January 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
No real cop would use the active voice in describing something like this
December 31, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Do you have stats on how many dogs serve as detectives in the Royal Newfoundland Constabulary?
December 30, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Don’t worry, I only have about 2 or 3 hundred more of these to get out
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Baffin Boddiwerks
December 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
What about “black the pick up” and it’s about helping your friend paint his car
December 20, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Especially considering that 20% of 21st century GOP speakers have been criminally convicted pedophiles, there’s a pretty low floor.
December 20, 2024 at 1:44 AM
The haptic feedback is really helpful on other people’s bodies though
December 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
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All timer, for me.
December 19, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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The powers that be are censoring my views that

1) the joker should be a clown
2) clowns should do crime
3) the crime clown should be named the joker
4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry
5) the clown should be keep being named joker
December 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
“It’s time to move forward” and “We need practical solutions to these complex problems, and the extreme left’s insistence on relitigating 2024 is the biggest barrier to peace in the region.”
December 17, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Not an injury, but a friend once told me you could use an electric hand mixer to mix the oil into a new jar of peanut butter. I tried it. Total chaos. It was everywhere. I contemplated moving out. I had to clean every part of the kitchen, including the ceiling
December 14, 2024 at 1:43 AM
This is just a Muskite posting as his strawman idea of what bsky users are: bsky.app/profile/drbi...
Vaccines are like the great wall in Game of thrones.
Over time the black watch got under funded because people forgot the danger.
Every now and then we need some white walker to kill us all to remind us what vaccines are for.
December 13, 2024 at 10:29 PM