Johnny Deadlift
@dropinandsmack1.bsky.social
Man about town, fake Canadian, Japanese macaque bathing in a hot spring
I like funny jokes
I like funny jokes
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Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
“No, it’s Michael Penis JUNIOR. Michael Penis was my father.”
December 30, 2024 at 4:18 PM
“No, it’s Michael Penis JUNIOR. Michael Penis was my father.”
Someone is going to lose their house because they’re a problem gambler and they’ll spend years grumbling about a “penix fumble”
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Someone is going to lose their house because they’re a problem gambler and they’ll spend years grumbling about a “penix fumble”
Schoolchildren are going to learn Roman numerals so that can trick their classmates into joining the “pen nine club”
December 30, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Schoolchildren are going to learn Roman numerals so that can trick their classmates into joining the “pen nine club”
My name is Michael Penis Junior, commander of the Falcons of the South, General of the Penis Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Penisurilius. Penis to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered Penis. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Penis.
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 PM
My name is Michael Penis Junior, commander of the Falcons of the South, General of the Penis Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Penisurilius. Penis to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered Penis. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Penis.
I still can’t believe that Thiel named his surveillance company “Palintir.”
He openly referred to his services as “the thing that seems to give you limitless powers of surveillance, but actually distorts your reality and eventually allows me to control you” and then governments still bought in.
He openly referred to his services as “the thing that seems to give you limitless powers of surveillance, but actually distorts your reality and eventually allows me to control you” and then governments still bought in.
December 23, 2024 at 3:40 AM
I still can’t believe that Thiel named his surveillance company “Palintir.”
He openly referred to his services as “the thing that seems to give you limitless powers of surveillance, but actually distorts your reality and eventually allows me to control you” and then governments still bought in.
He openly referred to his services as “the thing that seems to give you limitless powers of surveillance, but actually distorts your reality and eventually allows me to control you” and then governments still bought in.
When I worked at Party City, we used to rig up pneumatic blowguns using the big helium tanks, a straw, wads of paper, and tacks. We’d take turns trying to shoot down wayward balloons that had become unmoored and floated to the ceiling. Good memory.
Party City is going out of business after 40 years, closing down all its stores.
Corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment.
Corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment.
December 20, 2024 at 8:24 PM
When I worked at Party City, we used to rig up pneumatic blowguns using the big helium tanks, a straw, wads of paper, and tacks. We’d take turns trying to shoot down wayward balloons that had become unmoored and floated to the ceiling. Good memory.
Send not to know for whom the bus bangs, it bangs for thee.
December 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Send not to know for whom the bus bangs, it bangs for thee.
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All timer, for me.
December 19, 2024 at 6:56 AM
All timer, for me.
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The powers that be are censoring my views that
1) the joker should be a clown
2) clowns should do crime
3) the crime clown should be named the joker
4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry
5) the clown should be keep being named joker
1) the joker should be a clown
2) clowns should do crime
3) the crime clown should be named the joker
4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry
5) the clown should be keep being named joker
December 17, 2024 at 5:14 AM
The powers that be are censoring my views that
1) the joker should be a clown
2) clowns should do crime
3) the crime clown should be named the joker
4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry
5) the clown should be keep being named joker
1) the joker should be a clown
2) clowns should do crime
3) the crime clown should be named the joker
4) he should seem happy even though he’s angry
5) the clown should be keep being named joker
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Thank you very much. My focus in law school was Constitutional law, and it was a way to discuss Dred Scott in a setting where it could have an impact, but give people space to consider the issues without becoming defensive. It's what makes science fiction so wonderful.
December 7, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Thank you very much. My focus in law school was Constitutional law, and it was a way to discuss Dred Scott in a setting where it could have an impact, but give people space to consider the issues without becoming defensive. It's what makes science fiction so wonderful.
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That cancellation could not have come at a better time. Just found this bad boy at work. Bring me the muppet, he must be stamped
December 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM
That cancellation could not have come at a better time. Just found this bad boy at work. Bring me the muppet, he must be stamped
This is great. A dude who posts like David Simon if he were a MAGA conservative, but instead of making The Wire he’s been the subject of anti-suit injunctions from family courts in multiple states
November 29, 2024 at 6:37 PM
This is great. A dude who posts like David Simon if he were a MAGA conservative, but instead of making The Wire he’s been the subject of anti-suit injunctions from family courts in multiple states
Just had this pop on to my feed organically, and it was like seeing an old friend. It’s official: Bluesky has supplanted Twitter.
November 29, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Just had this pop on to my feed organically, and it was like seeing an old friend. It’s official: Bluesky has supplanted Twitter.
Seconded on muellershewrote! Robert Mueller is taking his time. He’s just under deep cover right now, posing as a humiliating failure. When he finally does something it’s going to be EPIC and you won’t want to miss it
November 28, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Seconded on muellershewrote! Robert Mueller is taking his time. He’s just under deep cover right now, posing as a humiliating failure. When he finally does something it’s going to be EPIC and you won’t want to miss it
Newest iOS update turned my apps evil?
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Newest iOS update turned my apps evil?
Depressed Murder
Is that good?
Is that good?
November 26, 2024 at 3:08 PM
Depressed Murder
Is that good?
Is that good?
Drake cements his reputation as softest rapper in the game
“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”
www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
November 25, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Drake cements his reputation as softest rapper in the game
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Drove through a cool patch of highway today that was both very bright and very misty, like when you get to Valhalla in Skyrim if the heroes of the past were all Subaru Outbacks
November 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Drove through a cool patch of highway today that was both very bright and very misty, like when you get to Valhalla in Skyrim if the heroes of the past were all Subaru Outbacks
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HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
November 21, 2024 at 7:23 AM
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
I give up so I’ve decided that chirality and helicity are the same thing. That’s just something I believe.
November 20, 2024 at 6:21 AM
I give up so I’ve decided that chirality and helicity are the same thing. That’s just something I believe.
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
You can steal classic tweets and post them here as your own watch this:
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
You’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
November 15, 2024 at 5:44 AM
I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?
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no one wants to talk about this but the reason picking up cold dog poop is worse than picking up fresh dog poop is because the warmth it provides is a small comfort. you like the warmth a little bit
November 8, 2024 at 1:59 PM
no one wants to talk about this but the reason picking up cold dog poop is worse than picking up fresh dog poop is because the warmth it provides is a small comfort. you like the warmth a little bit