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Dr. Rosenpenis

@drrosenpenis.bsky.social

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Celebrated Music Hoarder. Child Welfare pro. Aqueous/Dopapod fiend. Juzz, baby.

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · Jun 2

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13m

Whoever is talking in this clip is so obviously lying. Just from a 15 second clip of their voice. They're all so fucking bad at this.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16h

Trump's mouth starts drooping as he struggles to stay awake during this antifa roundtable

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 20m

What should we listen to today

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 46m

Good stuff

Comrade Quill @quillbo.bsky.social · 9h

DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 49m

Gotta quit brushing your teeth with the communal truck stop toothbrush, bro

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 51m

Good one

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Will Davies @will-davies.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist

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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 5h

Is this real or am I in a coma?

Young Conservative with a Doctor Who question mark pullover.

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 10h

lmao, what foresight to say he has a 48% chance of getting another hit

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 11h

Been listening to Chicago II whilst watching the beisbol and the boy has been around so hoping to incept him.

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 12h

Lol BW3 commercial

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 12h

Like, wtf

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 12h

Is the buffalo trying to fuck that woman?

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 12h

I continue to be disgusted by this pharma company being the major sponsor for MLB

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 12h

The true monster

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13h

Word. My car is currently in the shop so I am playing everything by ear. Have tickets to both.

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13h

The bsky mod brewhaha

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13h

🤣
You doing Friday and Saturday this weekend?

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13h

Man, I wish

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 13h

I am NOT doing mastodon goddammit

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 14h

I imagine dealing with trump is getting a lot like the "did you cum iny burrito" conversation from the Gang Hits the Slopes.

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 14h

Boom time for the plywood distributers

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 14h

I know it's gauche to do the "are you surprised" thing but it's little Jackie Pobo we're talking about here.

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Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 14h

lmao until the end but also what parent lets their kid play for that asshole?

Ollie Connolly @ollieconnolly.bsky.social · 15h

Per sources: Bill Belichick has discussed buyout options with North Carolina’s hierarchy. Belichick has signaled a willingness to trigger his own $1 million buyout if he can find a soft landing with another team or in media

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 15h

M's getting dog walked

Dr. Rosenpenis @drrosenpenis.bsky.social · 15h

Props to Jeffries for not strangling that piece of shit with his bare hands.

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