Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.
@drscootfordsr.bsky.social
#1 stan of NBA Lithuanians
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dabo Swinney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dabo Swinney received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah.
Andy Kotelnicki you are a CLOWN
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Andy Kotelnicki you are a CLOWN
Why is Liam Clifford on the field?
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why is Liam Clifford on the field?
Oh, well that settles that, then!
December 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Oh, well that settles that, then!
No more guaranteed spots for G5 schools. Two dogshit games today.
December 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
No more guaranteed spots for G5 schools. Two dogshit games today.
Just checked the score and it's 3-0 with 11 to go in the 4th? That's not even Sickos shit, that's just perverted.
December 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just checked the score and it's 3-0 with 11 to go in the 4th? That's not even Sickos shit, that's just perverted.
Olivia Reingold truly suck ass. Awful, hateful woman.
"My daughter opposes genocide and also sexual abuse. Where did I go wrong?"
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Olivia Reingold truly suck ass. Awful, hateful woman.
Kind of expected this, but it still sucks
Penn State freshman standout Chaz Coleman is headed to the NCAA Transfer Portal
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Penn State defensive end Chaz Coleman to enter NCAA Transfer Portal
One of Penn State's top true freshmen is entering the NXA
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December 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Kind of expected this, but it still sucks
Boomers/Gen-X have lead poisoning, and Gen-Z/Alphas have had their brains cooked by the algorithm. Millennials have plenty of problems, but we really are gonna have to run shit for like the next 60 years.
Puka Nacua did an antisemitic little dance: defector.com/puka-nacua-d...
Puka Nacua Did An Antisemitic Little Dance | Defector
We need to keep all NFL players away from streamers. Or, at the very least, one streamer in particular: Adin Ross. When we last checked in with Ross he was hanging out in what was surely a crazy-smell...
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December 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Boomers/Gen-X have lead poisoning, and Gen-Z/Alphas have had their brains cooked by the algorithm. Millennials have plenty of problems, but we really are gonna have to run shit for like the next 60 years.
"Enrich the soldiers, scorn all others." - Septimius Severus
Exclusive: In his address to the nation tonight, Donald Trump is considering announcing onetime bonus checks of $1,776 for many military members, Ashley Parker and Nancy A. Youssef report.
$1,776 Checks for the Military
The president is considering bonuses for many service members.
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December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Enrich the soldiers, scorn all others." - Septimius Severus
Look, I get why they're not wearing period-accurate Bronze Age gear (though that would kick ass), but why does everything have to be so drab?
New 'The Odyssey' images show Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland as family divided (exclusive)
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Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland are a family divided in new 'The Odyssey' images (exclusive)
New exclusive images of Christopher Nolan's next movie, The Odyssey, show stars Matt Damon, Anne Hathaway, Tom Holland, Robert Pattinson, and Himesh Patel, in adaptation of Homer's epic.
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December 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Look, I get why they're not wearing period-accurate Bronze Age gear (though that would kick ass), but why does everything have to be so drab?
Did Harbaugh put that staff together by trying to find the shittiest guys he could? Like it was a challenge or something?
Prosecutor in court says Sherrone Moore went to woman's house, "grabbed several butter knives and a pair of kitchen scissors and began to threaten his own life. 'I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to make you watch. My blood is on your hands. You ruined my life.'"
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did Harbaugh put that staff together by trying to find the shittiest guys he could? Like it was a challenge or something?
Imagine buying this and turning it into a real bitchin' warhammer
Porsche 356 Dual-Mount 741 4-Speed Manual Transaxle at No Reserve
No Reserve: Porsche 356 Dual-Mount 741 4-Speed Manual Transaxle
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: Porsche 356 Dual-Mount 741 4-Speed Manual Transaxle at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #223,780.
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December 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Imagine buying this and turning it into a real bitchin' warhammer
More than he's done for PA since he got elected. What a fucking clown.
Scoop: TPM obtained a letter Sen. Fetterman wrote to Israel President Herzog lobbying for a pardon for Netanyahu. In an interview today, he told me the trial is a "pointless distraction.""I fully support it and I stand on the letter," he said. From me & @joshkovensky.bsky.social ⬇️
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
More than he's done for PA since he got elected. What a fucking clown.
Now THIS is a Delco-ass lookin' O-Line coach. He's gonna do great here.
December 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Now THIS is a Delco-ass lookin' O-Line coach. He's gonna do great here.
Michigan Head Coach Brian Kelly just feels *right* doesn't it?
December 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Michigan Head Coach Brian Kelly just feels *right* doesn't it?
Four DC's in four years isn't ideal, but it's a lot more ideal than keeping him around.
after one season as the Penn State defensive coordinator, Jim Knowles is expected to be hired to the same position at Tennessee, per @mzenitz.bsky.social
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Penn State defensive coordinator Jim Knowles to move on to SEC program
According to multiple reports, Tennessee is poised to hire Jim Knowles as defensive coordinator after one season at Penn State.
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December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Four DC's in four years isn't ideal, but it's a lot more ideal than keeping him around.
Goddamn, Jalen Pitre!
December 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Goddamn, Jalen Pitre!
Bama in over Notre Dame is a bad call BUT anything that makes ND's fans upset is A-OK in my book.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bama in over Notre Dame is a bad call BUT anything that makes ND's fans upset is A-OK in my book.
That's a tough miss
December 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
That's a tough miss
Damn we got Campbell *and* Terry is staying? Alright baby let's celebraaaaaaate
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Damn we got Campbell *and* Terry is staying? Alright baby let's celebraaaaaaate
Not gonna unclench until I see an official announcement, but
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Not gonna unclench until I see an official announcement, but
Gettin' hella zooted and coming up with an elaborate taxonomic structure for Pokémon
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Gettin' hella zooted and coming up with an elaborate taxonomic structure for Pokémon
What a dumb dildo.
Ryan Grim: I think the posse will find a lot useful there.
Steve Bannon: You’re an intrepid reporter, sir, and a voice of truth. Sometimes people love it and sometimes people love it less, but you’re you’re a warrior.
Grim: No doubt about it.
Bannon: Let's welcome on Raw Egg Nationalist!
Steve Bannon: You’re an intrepid reporter, sir, and a voice of truth. Sometimes people love it and sometimes people love it less, but you’re you’re a warrior.
Grim: No doubt about it.
Bannon: Let's welcome on Raw Egg Nationalist!
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What a dumb dildo.