The comedian Andrea Jin had a bit about how if a girl calmly says something like, "I don't know what it is, I just feel really good!" she's on the verge of a massive breakdown. I'm to masculine and rigid and things for that tho

That's the fun of it. It's like a slot machine. It feels good to ignore the chaff for that delicious, delicious, small, small kernel of wheat

lol @ offending dogs' concept of dignity

Mine used to eat goose poop right of the cold, raw ground, right in front of God and everyone

I didn't make him beg tho

WE MUST STAND UNITED AND STRONG AGAINST THE CONSTANT, OMNIPRESENT HOMOSEXUAL URGES AND IMPULSES

...drop it proper.

I was going to make a double-entendre or whatever on the phrase "self-love" as it relates to the gym but decided it would be in poor taste 😕

Something I've always struggled with as someone with an autism diagnosis

nskstate.com/article/why-...

The only possible justification I can think of is if the gym were deathly busy.