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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · Apr 4

yeah, i’m into TARIFFS

Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 47m

there are more jorts in heaven in and earth than are horse’d of in your philosophy

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

jort not, lest you be jorted in turn

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

Tom Bombadil seems like the ultimate self-insert for a wife guy, Tolkien’s lady must have been hot af

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

good morning, thursday morning, i hope you escape the time loop, friends

compressed image of a wide-eyed tabby kitten standing on his hind paws making a face like 🥺 — the image is captioned in impact meme font:
“Thursday
Oh I get it now!
The days repeat each week”

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

they are gullible fools

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 3h

Am I “into Pynchon?” Hell yeah I’m into Pynchon…into Pynchon them ass cheeks, what up girl

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 3h

look, i’m just saying if you’re going to establish a coat of many colors as a key character item, it should pay off later when he becomes king!!!!

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 4h

boss and coworker discussing the anointing of David in the office, but *i’m* the asshole when i bring up the lore inconsistency???

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

@kmillz.lol these are the kind of letters you can expect from me

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

who wanna be civil war penpals?

screenshot of a notes app formatted like a typewritten letter:

Dearest Mommy——

I write to you today from the forward trenches, having just been moved up scarcely half a fortnight ago. The other they/thems in the regiment are saying it’s General’s orders, but it’s hard to know for sure; nobody seems to have any purpose or power here.
The front is as terrible as you may so imagine. Every day the posts come roaring down the timeline, and every day we grow ever more grim about the mouth as we dunk and quote-retweet. This whole blasted war wears terribly on my soul, Mommy, and I feel as though I might shrivel all up into ash, like crêpe papier set before the hearth.
But there is some relief to be found, Mommy, if not hope. It must sound strange, but there is no force I have yet found which shall compare to discovering a comrade to shore up against in a dark and hopeless thread; though you may share but one or two followers with them, or none at all, you feel as though their faves buoy you up from the brown, filthy water. You fight alongside them but once, then they are gone, but the feeling stays with you.
I grow weary, so that is all I shall write for now, Mommy, save to send you you all my uwu’s and 🥺’s.

Much Love,

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

chameleon is my guess

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

it’s important to believe in some things

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 15h

tongue for lease

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

two in the terms & one in the services

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 19h

thank you wikipedia, so true

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 19h

get a little skull shaking its head next to it, so everyone knows you Don’t Agree

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 21h

used to be people in Austin knew how to pronounce “Mueller,” but i’m sure a lot of Gen Z and Alpha native Austinites don’t know anymore. Koenig, Guadalupe, and Manchaca are other dead giveaways

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 21h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 23h

if you ask me, MONDAY the 13th is a whole lot scarier than FRIDAY

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

woohoo!! (they’re gifts)

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

do i get a discount for ordering in multiples of 10?

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

can i stay at your home and clean for you and you take me out to dinner? that could work for me

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

me but my shoulder. i’m fighting but it’s a losing battle

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

my gaming mantra is Not Like This. it works some of the time

a man is sitting on the floor with the words `` not like this . ''

Alt: Switch from the Matrix, a pale nonbinary person with white hair, dressed in white leather, sitting in a defeated pose. They look upwards to someone out of frame with a pleading look, saying “Not like this.”

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

First update: got a callback proudly confirming that the meds…have left California, as is already visible in the public tracking information.

I know where they are, UPS, the problem is that i lost 4 days because your stupid asses sent them cross country. No confirmation yet on actual expediting.

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

good morning, please help me manifest success for Kaitee the overseas UPS call center supervisor who is going to try to escalate the case of my missing meds

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1d

good morning, please help me manifest success for Kaitee the overseas UPS call center supervisor who is going to try to escalate the case of my missing meds

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