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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · Apr 4

yeah, i’m into TARIFFS

Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 25m

(i was riffing just based on game events)

after reading the card, i can definitively say, wow, he’s bad, why would i want a 3 mana Ragavan

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

IDK, there was an entire set in-universe that was Wacky Races and another one was Stranger Things, knowing how to blow up a Nazi Submarine is a relevant skill in the current average power level of the multiverse

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

but because planeswalkers were narratively too powerful, they had to nerf them into shitty Marvel Avengers instead

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

honestly, i feel like the OBVIOUS way for them to lean in to Universes Beyond would be to restore the narrative emphasis on YOU THE PLAYER being a planeswalker. YOU YOURSELF are the one reaching across multiverses and calling upon diverse spells to help you in your own personal wizards’ duel

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.bsky.social · 4h

What would truly fix us is a Government Slutdown

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

okay, that makes sense, every fraction of a second counts. and also we saw how fast that Kim kid was. really just unfortunate judgment call in a moment of panic 😩😩😩

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

is that actually the coventional wisdom?? is it better to spin 90
degrees and have to reorient or just throw to the guy who you always throw to??

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 1h

NO FAVE.

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2h

herr’s special hot STRAHMBOLI chips w/matt strahm

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

When’s Marvel???

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

photo of Garth Marenghi with a lemon emoji over his face. Lemon Marenghi

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

TOO DÄMP

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

MARSH NO, YOU GOT TOO SLOPPY BROTHER

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happy new brick @bigblocks.bsky.social · 15h

they should invent a knowing about things that doesn't cause psychological pain

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

I’LL TAKE THAT 8TH BROTHER

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 2h

THIS PHILLIES GAME IS STARTING TO GET STRESSFUL

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6h

why do Tesla people Drive Like That (derogatory)

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 6h

you should have to pass a basic IQ test before being allowed to drive in the left lane

d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 11d

you should have to pass a basic IQ test before being allowed to use self-checkout

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 5h

damn, harsh. granted, i havent had it for like 20 years but i remember it being head and shoulders above heinz

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 7h

the only regular ketchup i ever had that tasted notably different from mass-produced ketchup is Red Gold Tomatoes from middle of nowhere Indiana.

but also yeah, Whataburger Spicy wins, free

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the mercxorcist ✝️👹 @h-g-unwells.bsky.social · 7h

im gonna make all yall mad: both brands taste the same and theyre both aight. its Whataburger spicy ketchup where its at

pSKYycho 🩸🔪🔪 @oshky.bsky.social · 7h

Currently fucking to cheeseburger in paradise, hunts is way fucking better than Heinz suck my fucking dick about it

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 8h

there’s a lot of paperwork to fill out, ngl

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🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 8h

eating pumpkin seeds by the handful until i Become Pumpkin™

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 10h

there are more jorts in heaven in and earth than are horse’d of in your philosophy

🎃🧡𝐁𝐢𝐠 𝐏𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧-𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐮𝐢𝐠𝐢🧡🎃 @drucifer.bsky.social · 10h

jort not, lest you be jorted in turn

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