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🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝
🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭
🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈
🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
Pinned
yeah, i’m into TARIFFS

Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin
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i am here for the hot honeyfication of everything
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
gotta moisturize yr ass, ere drier becomes your derriere
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
do want a LM copycat? because this is how you get a LM copycat
United Health wants its ‘swagger back’.

How? By dropping a million seniors from Medicare Advantage

Why? America's largest insurer wants to improve its profit margins, medical costs are skyrocketing because the GOP cut Medicaid and ACA subsidies.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
you never kiss me with your eyes closed, charlie brown
That’s my bum, Charlie Brown
A little over and to the left, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Pebutter.
Keep it going if you believe in love.
Pebutter.
Keep it going if you believe in love.
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Me, in The Matrix (1999): I'm ready. Plug me in and download every Garfield comic to my brain
Morpheus: We need you to learn kung-fu to fight the machines and liberate humanity
Me: I hate Mondays lol
Morpheus: He's The One
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
all of human history is just a search to find the people who like repeating the same proper nouns as you
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Him: "why are you naked?"

Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
if u loved me, u’d gimme the granola bar from yr lunch box
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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i have spent weeks trying to find this meme i made last year in MS Paint
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
real hot bitch hours*

*drinking red wine
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this is a fundamentally solid post, but the question you SHOULD be asking is “has a lady ever fallen in love with a lady-monster”
Has this pairing ever been flipped? Where a man falls in love with a monster?
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
this could be us but u playin
CASTLEVANIA CHRONICLES
KONAMI 2001
PLAYSTATION
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
boypussy
fries
homosex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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get in losers, we're getting gyoza
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
as someone who loves voodoo ranger, all these voodoo ranger variants have gone TOO far. “Citrus Slayer,” “Hop Dynasty,” “1985 Mango” like wtf are we doing here??
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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The gazer.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
so she told me to come over and i took that trip,
and then she pulled out mah mushroom tip,
and when it came out it went drip-drip-drip,
i didn’t know she had the G.I. Joe Kung-Fu Grip,

and it went UNHH—
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM