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🎁🎄❄️𝕭𝖎𝖌 𝕹𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖗𝖆𝖑𝖘 𝕷𝖚𝖎𝖌𝖎❄️🎄🎁
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🥝Hobbies: Witchy Shit👻, Tennis🎾, Karting🏎️🥝
🥭the italian yr favorite girl wishes she could be🥭
🍈All Natural; I'm a Catchural🍈
🍐(they/them, only bro me if you know me)🍐
Pinned
yeah, i’m into TARIFFS

Titties
Ass
Romance
Intercourse
Freakin
Fondlin
Suckin
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while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
February 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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I wasn't made for the apps. I'll find love the old fashioned way, by summoning it from an ancient book.
February 17, 2026 at 10:02 PM
my situation urgently requires $10,000, please vote with your wallet
This attitude of “well, I’ll vote to stop MAGA but only if I don’t have to compromise any of my values” demonstrates a lack of urgency about the situation that I simply cannot relate to. “We deserve better”—ok. Maybe after we stop the fascist takeover I’ll have emotional space for that.
February 17, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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training for my own little version of the biathlon (finishing a basket of chicken wings then taking a shot)
February 16, 2026 at 5:03 AM
the true failing of western civilization has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with needing more operas about ancient egypt
February 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
“effortlessly funny” that’s nice of you to say but actually i’m mentally ill
February 17, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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i want to be hunted for sport to see if it turns me on
February 17, 2026 at 1:48 AM
dreamt last night i had a viral post riffing on “standup comedians in Whoville” but i can’t for the life of me remember the post
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
1. Mystique/Raven Darkholme
2. Shelob (Shadow of Mordor edition)
3. Hawkgirl/Shayera Hol
4. Deanna Troi

duh
You are unattached and can date one choice each from the following categories.

Whom do you pick?

1) A Marvel mutant

2) A Tolkien character

3) A Justice Leaguer

4) A Star Trek Character

One choice for each category, GO!
February 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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A glory hole, but for giving strangers Valentine’s Day cards
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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valentines donuts!!! yay 🤗
February 14, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Happy Valen-Tines Day, you’ll always be the Cheerleader to my So-And-So
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
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you do NOT have to text your ex happy valentine's day
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
if you’ve ever thought about kissing me, we’re Valentines now 💌💘💅🏼
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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hear me out: pussy pics you can taste
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
you’ve had “nut video with sound”
now try “nut video with taste”
February 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
next innovation in the culinary world:
edible nudes
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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nice wife where did you get her wife dot com ?
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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My favorite part of valentines day is when cupid shoots me point blank in the face
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Taco Bell drivethru sign: “our combos have changed”
conservative pundit: “yet another example of how the transgender agenda is working its way into society, in nature combos don’t just ‘change,’ this is a rejection of biological truth”
February 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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prescription strength cunnilingus is this anything?
February 12, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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i have to eat a lot and go to sleep for a long time it's what my body wants
February 12, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Gorgeous babes make the world go ‘round
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 PM