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Kelsey B.
@drunkenpheonix.bsky.social
Zookeeper specialising with birds, reptiles and small mammals with interest in dietary and nutrition

32 years of being a 💫monumental cockup💫

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Insta: kelseyor
Listed 35 books on vinted at 2pm and 19 of them are sold already. I am overwhelmed, my friends! I have to buy a bigger envelope/box for the 6 book bundle someone just bought, I'm pretty sure I made a massive error sending another 4 book bundle. I should not be in charge of anything!
April 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Well, goodbye favourite bookmark...

...But if the author of the quote wasn't a dirty fuckin' twat, you wouldn't be in the bin.
January 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Did you know?

Out of the 18 species of penguins, only 2 live in the Antartic all year round (Emperor and Adélie). The rest are more likely to live in warmer climates, such as Peru, South Africa, and Southern Australia.

Photo of Humboldt penguin, taken by me
December 21, 2024 at 11:46 AM
LUSH, what have I got to do to get those in store free samples?

Kill someone? Ask someone? Both those options are impossible.
December 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I'm gonna say it and if the feds come for me, I will go with pride.

Starting to get a lil sick of Fairytale of New York.
December 13, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Last day!

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

20/20

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#BookChallenge
December 11, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Once again, missed it, so 2 more

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

18/20

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December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
ME: It is weird that you've given me all these birds and jewellery.

TRUE LOVE: (sweating) Yeah, so weird. How do you feel about drum music and milk maids?
December 8, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

17/20

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#BookChallenge
December 8, 2024 at 5:20 PM
Did you know?

Blue tongued skinks possess blue tongues as a distraction method for birds. Birds can see UV light, meaning that when a BT skink sticks out its tongue, it produces a bright flash of blue and purple, confusing predators for long enough so the BT skink can get away

Photo of skink by me
December 7, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Missed a day due to having a social life, so two in this thread.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

15/20

#Booksky💙📚
#Books
#BookChallenge
December 7, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

14/20

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December 5, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Reposted by Kelsey B.
My Spotify Wrapped was a disgrace I don't want to talk about it
December 5, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

13/20

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#Books
#BookChallenge
December 4, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

12/20

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#BookChallenge
December 3, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

11/20

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December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Did you know?

Contrary to popular belief, owls are not massively wise. An owls brain is actually quite small to accommodate for its large eyes, meaning that it forgets most information it learns within about 2 weeks.

Photo of a mottled owl, taken by me.
December 1, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

10/20

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#BookChallenge
December 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Did you know?

Capybaras prefer to go to the toilet in moving water. This helps to flush away any waste, meaning predators won't be able to use the smell to hunt them.

Photo of a happy capy, taken by me.
November 30, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

9/20

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November 30, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

8/20

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November 29, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Did you know?

Geckos not only shed their skin, but can also replace their teeth as well. As well as this, they can detach their tail when stressed. It will grow back, however it will be more of a fat reserve than a tail.

Picture of an electric blue day gecko, by me
November 28, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Favourite part of Wicked is it convincing us Jonathan Bailey is in his teens. Been kicked out of schools? Yeah, I should hope so dude, you're 30 years old.
November 28, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

7/20

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#BookChallenge
November 28, 2024 at 12:32 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

6/20

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November 27, 2024 at 5:47 PM