Definitely agree with the above. That said, good posture and technique can mitigate this.

I'll add that digital pianos are also an excellent option if you live in an apartment (you can wear headphones)! Good ones will have weighted keys like acoustic pianos (to give you a full dynamic range).

"No, I did not mean to call a code blue, sorry"

Great-grandma's spaghetti 🍝

Ads for these vile services started to pop up on Twitter a while back. I had to keep blocking accounts for months until I got back to the regular stream of supplements and farming ads.

If you are curious to know who has followed you, unfollowed you, or blocked you, there is a very useful tool which is highly recommended. It’s called therapy.

Ooh, I hadn't even thought of this one. BRB, going to go acquire some brownies.

I'm presuming this is because you girlbossed so hard that the CEO is, in fact, you.

Did somebody say... screenshots? 👀

Did somebody mention kitchen autoclaves?

Very kind of you to say. 🙂

Counterpoint: Weird girls are cool, and we should actively encourage them to be more weird.

That would make my day so much better! I'm glad you have a friend like this.

Writing this on my bananaphone while chilling in my banana pajamas and living my best banana life. 🍌🍌🍌

Honestly, it's a travesty. You should share more of your comedy with the world!

Not a foot, but a "meatpaddle."

I personally would be greatly amused seeing every immunologist fight you about cytokines. You should do it for the audience.

I'm sure they said the same thing when they renamed SFTSV to Dabie bandavirus. 🙄

WHY ARE THEY RENAMING CYTOKINES? IT WAS ALREADY HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP TRACK OF THEM