Canonically assuming this girl rips them so violently when falling in love so as to cause some dull pains in the buttoral sinews and tissues

I’m being offended by both the light pop they think is yacht rock, as well as the amount of mid songs I’ve not really delved into before. Congrats, you have my listenership, dummy

Savvy CEOs know to schedule the All Hams around the holidays, for lucky best employee retention

When actress Holly Marie Combs dies I have an idea of where she can be laid to rest. That’s right, it’s next to actor Jeffrey Combs.

I’m also trying to tell you that I kissed a woman at the parabolic culmination of this edifice. I swore legal fealties to this human at some past milestone and she has been granted kissies at the highest point of a national monument