Dan Schleifer
dschleifer.bsky.social
Dan Schleifer
@dschleifer.bsky.social
HD86 has been called for Thornton (D). Dems now at 64 seats in the VA House of Delegates - a pickup of 13 seats! One more to be called, though it looks doubtful.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Update: current count is Dems with 63 seats. Two races remain pending: HD49 & HD86

www.vpap.org/electionresu...
www.vpap.org/electionresu...
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Current VA House of Delegates analysis according to vpap.org. If this holds, it'd be 63 seats for the Dems.
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A friend just found these old Little Johns and Saigon Cafe menus while sorting through old paperwork. I miss them both! And fondly remember $3.75 lunch specials at Saigon Cafe, served with a free cup of soup and a single chicken wing. #cville
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
A) Would buy.
B) His "Lost in Space" hairpiece feels more apropos. If anyone can rhyme "microplastic space ejaculate" it's him.
C) The replies in that thread are incredible.
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Brings back fond memories of my last dog, Andy, (may he rest in peace) and his favorite afternoon poop spot. (Jackson was on the walk to work, Lee on the walk home)
October 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Moof the dogcow!
October 10, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The whole decision is worth a read, but this bit in particular hits hard.

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Was just woken up by the woman in the seat next to me. Our flight didn't take off and we needed to deplane and wait for a new plane.

Sucks, but so it goes. That said, WTF does "tentatively landed" mean?
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What does this mean...?
July 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My u-haul check-in this morning
July 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
He filed his suit Pro se?!
July 18, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I'm no @dieworkwear.bsky.social, but the RCMP is much more fashionably dressed. Also, less fascist.
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Maebelle is almost deaf, so the fireworks don't bother her at all. That said, she's rapt with Squid Game and rooting for everyone to die (which I think is f'd up, but she's a crazy lady)
July 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was curious to check those numbers, and it turns out they're wrong: It's ~5x (on weekdays)!! www.mta.info/document/170... & en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wyoming
July 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Rank Pedro First! just doesn't have the same ring to it...
June 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
@kaine.senate.gov *today* in a response email to my message to his office. Shame on you, Tim.
June 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
In the site footer it lists [email protected] as the contact address. doc.gov redirects to commerce.gov which includes these *terrible* Trump photos in its hero carousel.

Suddenly I believe in the Deep State! ;-)
June 12, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Maebelle (my dog): "it was Pokey!"
June 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Must have been awkward at the Thanksgiving table after his uncle wrote this: www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
June 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Turns out his childhood rabbi endorsed Harris and didn't pull his punches while doing so: forward.com/opinion/6707...
June 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A ~20 year old banger from @theonion.com

p.s. I wish Jews had excommunication just so we could kick out Stephen Miller
June 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
June 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
vs. hanging out on the couch with this little lady
June 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Good to know. I had this in my cupboard and was thinking about just eating the whole thing. Only half the lethal dose, but still probably worth skipping.
May 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM