Dan Schleifer
@dschleifer.bsky.social
$1B? That's a lotta cheddar.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
$1B? That's a lotta cheddar.
Damn. I'm with Aetna, so we'll have to arrange testicle slamming next year.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn. I'm with Aetna, so we'll have to arrange testicle slamming next year.
That right there is worth the $329.15 left in my out-of-pocket maximum!
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
That right there is worth the $329.15 left in my out-of-pocket maximum!
Much appreciated. Whenever I think about slamming my testicles in a car door, I will think of you.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Much appreciated. Whenever I think about slamming my testicles in a car door, I will think of you.
Adding that to the list. Bottom of the list, for somewhat obvious reasons, but on the list nonetheless.
November 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Adding that to the list. Bottom of the list, for somewhat obvious reasons, but on the list nonetheless.
That sounds expensive (good!?) and painful (not good...)
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That sounds expensive (good!?) and painful (not good...)
Infrastructure Week is just around the corner.
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Infrastructure Week is just around the corner.
That sounds revolting. Sadly, some things need to get put down the drain.
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
That sounds revolting. Sadly, some things need to get put down the drain.
I can hear the printer now. zzzt... zzzzzt...
November 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I can hear the printer now. zzzt... zzzzzt...
Extra mustard and onions, please.
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Extra mustard and onions, please.
2/3 of the court is trying to get him there and he just refuses to blurt out who pays the tariffs.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
2/3 of the court is trying to get him there and he just refuses to blurt out who pays the tariffs.
Totally agreed. Tuned in just to watch Kornacki.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Totally agreed. Tuned in just to watch Kornacki.
And who will defend the redistricting!
November 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
And who will defend the redistricting!
Battle Bots: Cute Little Beeping Song Edition.
October 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Battle Bots: Cute Little Beeping Song Edition.
That definitely explains the price.
October 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
That definitely explains the price.