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RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.
If you're under 28, the number is 100%.
Happy Labor Day.
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Hegseth will be the next Secretary of Defense, with Vance breaking a 50-50 tie.
Hegseth will betray this country.
That is what he was nominated to do.
Hegseth will betray this country.
That is what he was nominated to do.
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hegseth will be the next Secretary of Defense, with Vance breaking a 50-50 tie.
Hegseth will betray this country.
That is what he was nominated to do.
Hegseth will betray this country.
That is what he was nominated to do.
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Well, Hell froze over.
January 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Well, Hell froze over.
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Do you have to pay sales tax when you buy an election?
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Do you have to pay sales tax when you buy an election?
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We're all asking the same thing.
Lip Reader Reveals What Obama Said To Bush At Trump's Inauguration—And Yep, That Tracks
He said what we were all thinking.
www.comicsands.com
January 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
We're all asking the same thing.
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The egg industry has been impacted by a surge of bird flu cases, with more than 13 million egg-laying hens dying in December. That means a dozen large, Grade A eggs cost an average of $4.15 -- a nearly 37% increase from the year before. via @kcur.org
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The egg industry has been impacted by a surge of bird flu cases, with more than 13 million egg-laying hens dying in December. That means a dozen large, Grade A eggs cost an average of $4.15 -- a nearly 37% increase from the year before. via @kcur.org
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Jeff Bezos defends his fiancée: “She's not a hooker, she's Michael Jackson."
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Jeff Bezos defends his fiancée: “She's not a hooker, she's Michael Jackson."
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In a memo obtained by NPR, acting health secretary Dorothy Fink forbade staff from public communications on most matters until Feb. 1, unless they get express approval from 'a presidential appointee.'
Federal health agencies told to halt all external communications
In a memo obtained by NPR, acting health secretary Dorothy Fink forbade staff from public communications on most matters until Feb. 1, unless they get express approval from 'a presidential appointee.'
www.npr.org
January 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In a memo obtained by NPR, acting health secretary Dorothy Fink forbade staff from public communications on most matters until Feb. 1, unless they get express approval from 'a presidential appointee.'
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OMFG…”MAGA will succeed in all the ways that Nazi Germany failed to.” I know I am preaching to the choir here but holy shit.
January 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
OMFG…”MAGA will succeed in all the ways that Nazi Germany failed to.” I know I am preaching to the choir here but holy shit.
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Thinking of starting a Bishop Budde fan club. Anybody in?
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Thinking of starting a Bishop Budde fan club. Anybody in?
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Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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January 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Scientists Successfully Teach Mice To Hate Women
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If she can do it, we can all do it.
January 22, 2025 at 10:43 AM
If she can do it, we can all do it.
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I never want to hear that the GOP is the party of law & order again… ever.
January 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I never want to hear that the GOP is the party of law & order again… ever.
It isn't required that the president place a hand on the Bible. One used a book of law, Roosevelt had nothing. Maybe Trump wanted to use his own Bible and it wasn't available because they've all been sent to Oklahoma schools.
January 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It isn't required that the president place a hand on the Bible. One used a book of law, Roosevelt had nothing. Maybe Trump wanted to use his own Bible and it wasn't available because they've all been sent to Oklahoma schools.
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No lies told in this headline.
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
No lies told in this headline.
It's ironic that Trump says other countrys sends us criminals, yet releases known convicted criminals, proud boys, into our communities. Oh, right. He's a convicted criminal himself.
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's ironic that Trump says other countrys sends us criminals, yet releases known convicted criminals, proud boys, into our communities. Oh, right. He's a convicted criminal himself.