David Steuer
@dsteuer.bsky.social
Was Silicon Valley lawyer. Current aspiration is to be a curmudgeon with a heart.
Ah, the frisson of taking offense by sexy things
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ah, the frisson of taking offense by sexy things
It was said out loud during the debate last night.
November 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It was said out loud during the debate last night.
GIMME BACK MY TITLE INSURANCE PREMIUMS, YOU CROOKS
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
GIMME BACK MY TITLE INSURANCE PREMIUMS, YOU CROOKS
Especially if you voted for him.
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Especially if you voted for him.
Saw him play in the Coliseum dozens of times. Smallest guy on the court would go through like butter.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Saw him play in the Coliseum dozens of times. Smallest guy on the court would go through like butter.
Nobody else wants to take it on.
November 9, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Nobody else wants to take it on.
I just marvel at a soul so empty that it could be upset by these plaques.
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I just marvel at a soul so empty that it could be upset by these plaques.
Maybe Tesla should drop Musk’s comp to just half a trillion.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Maybe Tesla should drop Musk’s comp to just half a trillion.
George ends up with life/no possibility of parole at the zoo.
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
George ends up with life/no possibility of parole at the zoo.
Charo is a spectacular guitarist. Lookitup.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Charo is a spectacular guitarist. Lookitup.
In the meantime, people should be encouraged die on the street.
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
In the meantime, people should be encouraged die on the street.
The Denny’s where I grew up had a bar called “The Amigos Room”. The amigos could often be seen crawling into the restroom.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
The Denny’s where I grew up had a bar called “The Amigos Room”. The amigos could often be seen crawling into the restroom.
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream . . ,
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream . . ,
Donald, why do people in other countries have better healthcare? Think Donald, think! You can do this!
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Donald, why do people in other countries have better healthcare? Think Donald, think! You can do this!
Budapest is pretty cool, though
November 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Budapest is pretty cool, though
Tribute to his preferred shower.
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Tribute to his preferred shower.
On the Peninsula for 39 years, reading the Chron, never heard this.
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 AM
On the Peninsula for 39 years, reading the Chron, never heard this.
As do USAID recipients that Musk has murdered.
November 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
As do USAID recipients that Musk has murdered.
DHS is out of control. This is the entity that needs to be abolished, created out of a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11. Even its name rings an authoritarian bell.
November 6, 2025 at 10:38 PM
DHS is out of control. This is the entity that needs to be abolished, created out of a knee-jerk reaction to 9/11. Even its name rings an authoritarian bell.
Sorry Ted. Only constitutionally ineligible insurrectionists are entitled to run illegally, per SCOTUS.
November 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Sorry Ted. Only constitutionally ineligible insurrectionists are entitled to run illegally, per SCOTUS.
The Judge I clerked for said there were two possible grounds for an emergency stay — the guy is about to sit down, or the boat is about to leave.
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The Judge I clerked for said there were two possible grounds for an emergency stay — the guy is about to sit down, or the boat is about to leave.
This is your bullet-proof vest.
This is your bullet-proof fest with tiny smears of mustard and onions.
Any questions?
This is your bullet-proof fest with tiny smears of mustard and onions.
Any questions?
November 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is your bullet-proof vest.
This is your bullet-proof fest with tiny smears of mustard and onions.
Any questions?
This is your bullet-proof fest with tiny smears of mustard and onions.
Any questions?
For 1000 years, SCARE WORD has not worked.
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
For 1000 years, SCARE WORD has not worked.