David Steuer
@dsteuer.bsky.social
Was Silicon Valley lawyer. Current aspiration is to be a curmudgeon with a heart.
Sunday means Slylock Fox.
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sunday means Slylock Fox.
If you are Deneb of Cygnus, you take no shot from pissant stars like the Sun.
November 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
If you are Deneb of Cygnus, you take no shot from pissant stars like the Sun.
I tried Elon Musk's Wikipedia clone and boy is it racist www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
I tried Elon Musk's Wikipedia clone and boy is it racist
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary tested out Grokipedia and has some notes.
www.sfgate.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I tried Elon Musk's Wikipedia clone and boy is it racist www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...
I’m dying and I don’t even care who wins
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m dying and I don’t even care who wins
Roki Sasaki should be out trick or treating with the other kids.
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Roki Sasaki should be out trick or treating with the other kids.
World Series beards rated:
1. Mark Prior
2. Everybody else except
3. Will Klein
1. Mark Prior
2. Everybody else except
3. Will Klein
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
World Series beards rated:
1. Mark Prior
2. Everybody else except
3. Will Klein
1. Mark Prior
2. Everybody else except
3. Will Klein
I want the game to end on a Merkle’s Boner.
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I want the game to end on a Merkle’s Boner.
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These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
October 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
These are screenshots from the ACTUAL WHITE HOUSE PAGE on the timeline of the East Wing. You may not believe what you re seeing. Go and check for yourself. This...I don't even know what to say about this.
Fishermen get murdered. Drug kingpins get pardons.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Fishermen get murdered. Drug kingpins get pardons.
No matter where I travel in this land, there is always a lady from Texas on the loudspeaker telling me not to accept bombs from strangers before I get on the flight. Good advice!
October 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
No matter where I travel in this land, there is always a lady from Texas on the loudspeaker telling me not to accept bombs from strangers before I get on the flight. Good advice!
Ridiculous police presence at Las Vegas No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ridiculous police presence at Las Vegas No Kings
OK. Everybody go out. AND BLOCK!!
— every touch football play ever called
— every touch football play ever called
October 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
OK. Everybody go out. AND BLOCK!!
— every touch football play ever called
— every touch football play ever called
M’s, don’t drill another hole in my heart here.
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
M’s, don’t drill another hole in my heart here.
Reposted by David Steuer
this rules so much
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this rules so much
Judging from the commercials, cancer sufferers must love playoff baseball.
October 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Judging from the commercials, cancer sufferers must love playoff baseball.
I had three golf balls raptured yesterday.
September 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I had three golf balls raptured yesterday.
Tough to watch Bessent promise to use US $ to boost Millei in the upcoming Argentinian elections and not conclude that Trump’s attempts to interfere with U.S. elections will be less than a total shitshow.
September 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tough to watch Bessent promise to use US $ to boost Millei in the upcoming Argentinian elections and not conclude that Trump’s attempts to interfere with U.S. elections will be less than a total shitshow.
Reposted by David Steuer
Dutch late night TV has its take
September 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dutch late night TV has its take
Reposted by David Steuer
The Kimmel suspension is a much bigger deal than you know.
It's really about a growing alliance between Trump and the companies that own America's local TV stations - like Nexstar - to turn local TV into Trump propaganda.
1/ Let me tell you the short story. It's chilling.
It's really about a growing alliance between Trump and the companies that own America's local TV stations - like Nexstar - to turn local TV into Trump propaganda.
1/ Let me tell you the short story. It's chilling.
September 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The Kimmel suspension is a much bigger deal than you know.
It's really about a growing alliance between Trump and the companies that own America's local TV stations - like Nexstar - to turn local TV into Trump propaganda.
1/ Let me tell you the short story. It's chilling.
It's really about a growing alliance between Trump and the companies that own America's local TV stations - like Nexstar - to turn local TV into Trump propaganda.
1/ Let me tell you the short story. It's chilling.
Way to shame yourself, UK!
September 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Way to shame yourself, UK!
Should Trump wish to reduce political violence, he may wish to reconsider pardoning thousands of criminals who practice it. Or valorizing the Babbitts of the country.
September 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Should Trump wish to reduce political violence, he may wish to reconsider pardoning thousands of criminals who practice it. Or valorizing the Babbitts of the country.
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I wrote about how AI chatbots are pumping out fake quotes, attributed to real people, at scale, and polluting our public disourse with potemkin pontification and made-up appeals to authority. And the AIs are not just misquoting famous people—it happened to me and it could happen to you. Gift link:
Don’t Believe What AI Told You I Said
The chatbots are lying about me.
www.theatlantic.com
August 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I wrote about how AI chatbots are pumping out fake quotes, attributed to real people, at scale, and polluting our public disourse with potemkin pontification and made-up appeals to authority. And the AIs are not just misquoting famous people—it happened to me and it could happen to you. Gift link: