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it also said eat the rest of the chili and NOW sleep for 20hrs
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
it also said eat the rest of the chili and NOW sleep for 20hrs
testosterone in my body said ooohhh you're so sleepy you want to sleep for 20+hrs at a time oooohhh sleepy
a close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the camera
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glasses pointing at the camera
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December 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
testosterone in my body said ooohhh you're so sleepy you want to sleep for 20+hrs at a time oooohhh sleepy
AGHHHH I LOVE MY SON BUT HE WANTS ME TO BE AT HIS FOOD DISH AT ALL TIMES SO I CAN PET HIM WHILE HE EATS IM JUST TRYING TO SHIT RN AND HE KEEPS YOWLING AND SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR AND OPENING CABINETS
December 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
AGHHHH I LOVE MY SON BUT HE WANTS ME TO BE AT HIS FOOD DISH AT ALL TIMES SO I CAN PET HIM WHILE HE EATS IM JUST TRYING TO SHIT RN AND HE KEEPS YOWLING AND SCRATCHING AT THE DOOR AND OPENING CABINETS
chat this is the tiramisu recipe I use and I think everyone should use it, I'd just say to add amaretto and/or kaluah to the espresso
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
chat this is the tiramisu recipe I use and I think everyone should use it, I'd just say to add amaretto and/or kaluah to the espresso
I love looking up random shit off of AliExpress like YES dude I do want a 3k galvanized steel home that I can fold and unfold
December 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I love looking up random shit off of AliExpress like YES dude I do want a 3k galvanized steel home that I can fold and unfold
????????? singular goose honk ????????
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
????????? singular goose honk ????????
new kin just dropped
a girl is wearing a mcdonald 's hat
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December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
new kin just dropped
anyways why do I always got some weird shit in my pockets man why is there a mini screwdriver in there
December 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
anyways why do I always got some weird shit in my pockets man why is there a mini screwdriver in there
dreamt so many weird things and also briefly about my ex AUGHHHHH
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
dreamt so many weird things and also briefly about my ex AUGHHHHH
remembering when my mom would beat one of our asses n send us to our room and then like ... we'd wanna go upstairs to comfort the other and she'd stop us and say some shit like "don't comfort them, they don't deserve it/need to think about what they did"
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
remembering when my mom would beat one of our asses n send us to our room and then like ... we'd wanna go upstairs to comfort the other and she'd stop us and say some shit like "don't comfort them, they don't deserve it/need to think about what they did"
one thing about me is that I WILL receive that item in the divorce idc
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
one thing about me is that I WILL receive that item in the divorce idc
me: man what's making me so horny lately, I thought this stuff died down
the new bottom growth: that would be my big, fat ass
the new bottom growth: that would be my big, fat ass
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
me: man what's making me so horny lately, I thought this stuff died down
the new bottom growth: that would be my big, fat ass
the new bottom growth: that would be my big, fat ass
perfectly spiced coffee, egg white omelette, pb toast with salt sprinkled on, maybe life is worth living after all
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
perfectly spiced coffee, egg white omelette, pb toast with salt sprinkled on, maybe life is worth living after all
nearly every time I call smokey 'pretty boy' he slow blinks me
December 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
nearly every time I call smokey 'pretty boy' he slow blinks me
I love when I can diagnose* people with ptsd, bipolar, or bpd. I just kinda HHEY THATS ACTUALLY THIS
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I love when I can diagnose* people with ptsd, bipolar, or bpd. I just kinda HHEY THATS ACTUALLY THIS
ok I might have overstuffed her
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
ok I might have overstuffed her
someone's getting a bath
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
someone's getting a bath
seeing a bunch of DBZ amvs to courtesy call by thousand foot crutch is healing me
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
seeing a bunch of DBZ amvs to courtesy call by thousand foot crutch is healing me
it's crazy that if you go to bed on time, you wake up feeling okay??? like what? does anyone know what that's about?
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
it's crazy that if you go to bed on time, you wake up feeling okay??? like what? does anyone know what that's about?
don't you worry baby I'll be on it quicker than a dog eating a slice o'cheese
December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
don't you worry baby I'll be on it quicker than a dog eating a slice o'cheese
rei: imagine if we could hibernate
me: yeah I'd love that... they'd still find a way to make us work though
me: yeah I'd love that... they'd still find a way to make us work though
December 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
rei: imagine if we could hibernate
me: yeah I'd love that... they'd still find a way to make us work though
me: yeah I'd love that... they'd still find a way to make us work though
I can be either one, I just need this
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I can be either one, I just need this