Duchess Plum
@duchessplum.bsky.social
Living a quiet social media life.
If there are rich ladies arguing over a meal, I’ll probably watch them.
If there are rich ladies arguing over a meal, I’ll probably watch them.
Just watched a clip of Cam Newton talking with TD Jakes about marriage and what the bible never mentioned.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a room with his eyes closed and his hands out .
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Just watched a clip of Cam Newton talking with TD Jakes about marriage and what the bible never mentioned.
Door to door checking ID’s for citizenship?!
FOH.
FOH.
JD Vance; "I think we're gonna see those deportation numbers ramp up as we get more and more people online, working for ICE, going door to door"
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Door to door checking ID’s for citizenship?!
FOH.
FOH.
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Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
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When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
January 8, 2026 at 1:44 AM
When the cop murdered Philando Castile his girlfriend and her 4 year old daughter were also in the car.
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@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
January 8, 2026 at 1:05 AM
@chrislhayes.bsky.social: “A 37-year-old American citizen, the mother of a young child is dead tonight. She was shot in the face by an agent of the federal government, and that government has spent the day telling despicable lies about her.”
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i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
January 7, 2026 at 5:19 AM
i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
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A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
A reminder that the US killed 80 people in Venezuela, and it would be nice if the US media cared enough to think that the life of a grandmother in Caracas whose building is destroyed by a US bomb matters as much as the life of a person in the US.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
January 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
For those of us not in the cult, this is what we hear when anyone from the Trump administration speaks.
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
For the people in the back, this is satire and so well done…
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Oop!
Fleet water too hot.
Almost made chitlins.
- Unknown
Fleet water too hot.
Almost made chitlins.
- Unknown
I wanna hear an American poem.
January 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Oop!
Fleet water too hot.
Almost made chitlins.
- Unknown
Fleet water too hot.
Almost made chitlins.
- Unknown
Someone is shooting off fireworks
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Someone is shooting off fireworks
I wonder if Mike Johnson has heard about what happened overnight.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I wonder if Mike Johnson has heard about what happened overnight.
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That nigga has been impeached twenty times and it ain’t working! We need a new fruit
imkiwiment, imapplement, implumment—cause that peach and impeaching right!!!!!!!
imkiwiment, imapplement, implumment—cause that peach and impeaching right!!!!!!!
a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on the table .
ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand on the table .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That nigga has been impeached twenty times and it ain’t working! We need a new fruit
imkiwiment, imapplement, implumment—cause that peach and impeaching right!!!!!!!
imkiwiment, imapplement, implumment—cause that peach and impeaching right!!!!!!!
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And when the next round of files are released, he invades Greenland.
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
And when the next round of files are released, he invades Greenland.
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Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Now that they’ve started a war I’ve completely forgotten that they’re pedophiles.
This feels like a fever dream.
January 3, 2026 at 5:30 PM
This feels like a fever dream.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
An occupation.
Trump on Venezuela: We are going to run it essentially until such time as a proper transition can take place.
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
An occupation.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
I don't know how anyone continued to remain in this churches flock after Robert bought Mary a BMW shortly after his wife/her grandmother died.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
I don't know how anyone continued to remain in this churches flock after Robert bought Mary a BMW shortly after his wife/her grandmother died.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
Mary’s sister calling their grandfather/Mary’s husband, ”Gramps” is sending me 🤣
She seems just like Mary but more sane.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
She seems just like Mary but more sane.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
January 3, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Mary’s sister calling their grandfather/Mary’s husband, ”Gramps” is sending me 🤣
She seems just like Mary but more sane.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
She seems just like Mary but more sane.
#RHOSLC
#TheCultoftheRealHousewife
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.