Oh this looks NICE

I’ve felt incorrect in my own skin more & more lately, and I’ve been asking if that means I need to explore new pronouns or gender identities. Big, drastic changes. But… I think I need an identity vacation. I need a wacky costume that fits. I need to be on a game show hosted by Satan and come in 2nd

“Duino can’t you just say Slappy Squirrel makes you horny”
I I have to be burdened by this context then so do you

Just calling it “hot” feels cheap to how profoundly quenching it is. Because yes it’s hot, yeah that animation gets me going, but it’s a pleasure of the soul. It’s what I yearn for, now and forever. I want friends who plot my downfall and then I beat the tar out of on a bi-weekly basis.

Oh no he’s hot

I wanna shoot him outta a cannon!!!

First the sander and THEN this. It’s aftercare

A jackhammer or perhaps pinned against a rock tumbler would be acceptable too. It has to be ridiculous and conventionally dangerous but I bet to a toon it’d be brain-meltingly blissful

Jail where the snake ties me up? Hell yeah let’s go

>:)

The sign says "$1 apiece" but I am being told that we are changing that from dollars to cents and I should be very afraid

💪🏻🦆

I appreciate that! I like making people enormous. :)

Wow this blew up!

Luckily so did you

I'm doing what I can for the swelling masses

For you it’s more like

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