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So far, only the stupidest person I know has said they thought the murder of Renee Good was justified. All the bots controlled by the fascists are doing the "it was justified" narrative like crazy but no real person - other than this one idiot I know - agrees.
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
So far, only the stupidest person I know has said they thought the murder of Renee Good was justified. All the bots controlled by the fascists are doing the "it was justified" narrative like crazy but no real person - other than this one idiot I know - agrees.
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Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda
My buddy, my duck and chicken protector from hawks, Ravie!!!
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My buddy, my duck and chicken protector from hawks, Ravie!!!
Hey, if you were born in mid-1980s and measles cases are closing in around you - go get a booster shot. I was in the cohort who only had one shot as a kid. 7ish years ago I got a titer test, showed no immunity and got a booster. Now I'm unsure if I should have got a 2nd shot. New titer test today.
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Hey, if you were born in mid-1980s and measles cases are closing in around you - go get a booster shot. I was in the cohort who only had one shot as a kid. 7ish years ago I got a titer test, showed no immunity and got a booster. Now I'm unsure if I should have got a 2nd shot. New titer test today.
Like who invented cream cheese frosting for cinnamon rolls? Like, bitch I want icing and you've tricked me with cream cheese.
homer simpson is eating a cinnamon roll in a bakery
ALT: homer simpson is eating a cinnamon roll in a bakery
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December 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Like who invented cream cheese frosting for cinnamon rolls? Like, bitch I want icing and you've tricked me with cream cheese.
A parent and their two kids, 14 and 12 years old, got picked up today by ICE in my small mountain town. They are asylum seekers. 😭😭😭 community has had a presence of at least 50 people since noon. Had to come home to feed chickens, but will return out there.
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
A parent and their two kids, 14 and 12 years old, got picked up today by ICE in my small mountain town. They are asylum seekers. 😭😭😭 community has had a presence of at least 50 people since noon. Had to come home to feed chickens, but will return out there.
Duuuuude Facebook is pushing the hasbara SO HARD right now, holy fuck.
October 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Duuuuude Facebook is pushing the hasbara SO HARD right now, holy fuck.
My white bunny had a serious case of GI stasis last night, so I was up all night babying him. Literally at 4AM, I was worried he wasn't going to make it. At 7:44 this morning, he finally ate on his own. His lady is so happy he's back to his normal, cuddly self, and so am I!!!
October 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My white bunny had a serious case of GI stasis last night, so I was up all night babying him. Literally at 4AM, I was worried he wasn't going to make it. At 7:44 this morning, he finally ate on his own. His lady is so happy he's back to his normal, cuddly self, and so am I!!!
Some of the ladies 🥰
October 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Some of the ladies 🥰
Honestly, at this point, I own enough games to last me a lifetime. I'll never buy another EA game.
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Honestly, at this point, I own enough games to last me a lifetime. I'll never buy another EA game.
Some fuck already has trash out a full DAY before pickup. I am fucking incensed. BEARS ARE OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD 22 HOURS A DAY WITH 20,000 CALORIES AS THE GOAL. AARRGHHH!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Some fuck already has trash out a full DAY before pickup. I am fucking incensed. BEARS ARE OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD 22 HOURS A DAY WITH 20,000 CALORIES AS THE GOAL. AARRGHHH!!!!
Reading "A Libertarian walks into a Bear" maybe wasn't my smartest move as I also deal with drought-stricken, smart, starving bears. Had a dream reminiscent of the bear attack of one of the Grafton residents last night.
September 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Reading "A Libertarian walks into a Bear" maybe wasn't my smartest move as I also deal with drought-stricken, smart, starving bears. Had a dream reminiscent of the bear attack of one of the Grafton residents last night.
Ugh, second bear now sniffing around my property. Seeing if ammonia soaked rags keep him/her away tonight or not. Had to special order electric fence with enough joules to actually keep a bear out so the electric fence isn't up yet.
September 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ugh, second bear now sniffing around my property. Seeing if ammonia soaked rags keep him/her away tonight or not. Had to special order electric fence with enough joules to actually keep a bear out so the electric fence isn't up yet.
So thankful my girl here survived getting scratched by the bear! She's always been a spunky one!
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
So thankful my girl here survived getting scratched by the bear! She's always been a spunky one!
Bye, duck destroyer!
He is being relocated by Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They think he is 6-7 years old.
He is being relocated by Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They think he is 6-7 years old.
September 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bye, duck destroyer!
He is being relocated by Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They think he is 6-7 years old.
He is being relocated by Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They think he is 6-7 years old.
The bear is in the trap!!! I repeat, the bear is in the trap!!! I can sleep. You have no idea how happy I am right now. 😭😭😭
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 AM
The bear is in the trap!!! I repeat, the bear is in the trap!!! I can sleep. You have no idea how happy I am right now. 😭😭😭
Fingers crossed y'all that we catch the bear tonight
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Fingers crossed y'all that we catch the bear tonight
Colorado Parks and Wildlife is going to come trap the bear. 😭 He got at least another duck last night and scratched another, then got into trash neighbors put out too early. He literally peeled off my run-chicken duck door like it was a fruit roll-up
September 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Colorado Parks and Wildlife is going to come trap the bear. 😭 He got at least another duck last night and scratched another, then got into trash neighbors put out too early. He literally peeled off my run-chicken duck door like it was a fruit roll-up
Fingers crossed, I don't want to have a repeat of last night with bear activity
September 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fingers crossed, I don't want to have a repeat of last night with bear activity
I fking hate that we are so dry and the bears are so fking hungry that they killed at least 6 of my ducks and scratched a 7th. All but one of my fatty Aylesbury ducks is gone, including my super sweet crossbill drake 😭
September 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I fking hate that we are so dry and the bears are so fking hungry that they killed at least 6 of my ducks and scratched a 7th. All but one of my fatty Aylesbury ducks is gone, including my super sweet crossbill drake 😭
I feel like someone used a genie wish on me where I am only able to ever find flathead screw drivers when I am always in need of a phillips head.
September 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I feel like someone used a genie wish on me where I am only able to ever find flathead screw drivers when I am always in need of a phillips head.
Live your life in a way that when you die, your death will be mourned, not celebrated.
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Live your life in a way that when you die, your death will be mourned, not celebrated.
The babies officially started laying a few days ago. Eggs are tiny at first! So proud of this happy little group ❤️
September 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The babies officially started laying a few days ago. Eggs are tiny at first! So proud of this happy little group ❤️
My baby 🥰
August 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
My baby 🥰
I had about 16 raindrops hit my windshield today while driving, which I believe accounts for about 25% of the precipitation we've received this year.
a cartoon duck is holding a red umbrella .
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August 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I had about 16 raindrops hit my windshield today while driving, which I believe accounts for about 25% of the precipitation we've received this year.