DUIMaze
@duimaze.bsky.social
Attorney William Maze
☎️ (734) 941-8800
Michigan DUI attorney, Expert Witness, and occasional forensic science professor. Interests include civil asset forfeiture, FOIA, the surveillance state, and 1st Amendment rights. Citadel ‘92.
☎️ (734) 941-8800
Michigan DUI attorney, Expert Witness, and occasional forensic science professor. Interests include civil asset forfeiture, FOIA, the surveillance state, and 1st Amendment rights. Citadel ‘92.
This is excellent. The Flat Rock mayor, along with a number of my own clients, faced a frivolous lawsuit over the last couple of years. Because our state lacks anti-SLAPP laws, it dragged on forever and the plaintiff was treated as if his lawsuit was anything other than weaponized litigation.
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is excellent. The Flat Rock mayor, along with a number of my own clients, faced a frivolous lawsuit over the last couple of years. Because our state lacks anti-SLAPP laws, it dragged on forever and the plaintiff was treated as if his lawsuit was anything other than weaponized litigation.
Did not watch. Did he address venomous snakes? 🐍
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Did not watch. Did he address venomous snakes? 🐍
I don’t appreciate his snotty tone about mucus.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I don’t appreciate his snotty tone about mucus.
🎶 Save BIG Money … on education.
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
🎶 Save BIG Money … on education.
meat /mēt/
verb
(archaic)
To grind into pulpy flesh for consumption.
verb
(archaic)
To grind into pulpy flesh for consumption.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
meat /mēt/
verb
(archaic)
To grind into pulpy flesh for consumption.
verb
(archaic)
To grind into pulpy flesh for consumption.
How did it go from 2 trillion dollars to 3 trillion dollars in a day?
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
How did it go from 2 trillion dollars to 3 trillion dollars in a day?
It’s people like Gavin who ruined snacks at the bar.
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s people like Gavin who ruined snacks at the bar.
Does that include the cashier from Tractor Supply selling ivermectin?
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Does that include the cashier from Tractor Supply selling ivermectin?
I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the senate and the people of Rome. Rome! Rome! Rome! Caesar! Caesar! Rome! Rome! Rubbish! Rubbish! No wonder life's so dull!
November 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I, Caligula Caesar, command in the name of the senate and the people of Rome. Rome! Rome! Rome! Caesar! Caesar! Rome! Rome! Rubbish! Rubbish! No wonder life's so dull!
Did someone say running?
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did someone say running?
Life partner? He’s 45. She’s 26. They’ve dated for a little over two years.
November 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Life partner? He’s 45. She’s 26. They’ve dated for a little over two years.
Desperately seeking attention
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Desperately seeking attention
How much will they pay me to make TikTok’s flushing tennis balls down the toilet at the ICE office every day?
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
How much will they pay me to make TikTok’s flushing tennis balls down the toilet at the ICE office every day?
I’m going to fiddle with it to make it worse.
October 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m going to fiddle with it to make it worse.
So very presidential. And Obama wore a tan suit.
October 19, 2025 at 10:29 AM
So very presidential. And Obama wore a tan suit.
Absolutely love a maple creemee!
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Absolutely love a maple creemee!
Ludwig Von Mises, Friedrich Hayek, and that ne’er do well Adam Smith. All of ‘em… foreigners!
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ludwig Von Mises, Friedrich Hayek, and that ne’er do well Adam Smith. All of ‘em… foreigners!