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Attorney William Maze
☎️ (734) 941-8800

Michigan DUI attorney, Expert Witness, and occasional forensic science professor. Interests include civil asset forfeiture, FOIA, the surveillance state, and 1st Amendment rights. Citadel ‘92.
If Trump was a boozer, this might make sense. Kids talking to Trump on Christmas Eve, “Santa loves Oklahoma like I do,” Trump said. “You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election, so I love Oklahoma. Don’t ever leave Oklahoma, okay?” “Okay,” Jasper, 10, replied haltingly. “I’ll try.”
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
This is weird. I was blocked by someone I don’t know, and it made me curious since I don’t post much. This person is blocking 305,646 accounts, dedicating hours to blocking accounts. Is there some reason to block so many accounts?
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Trump posts this... 🤦🏻‍♂️ unfreaking believable.
November 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Fantastic advocacy here re Flock. Wyden and Krishnamoorthi point out that Flock's failure to require customers to use multi-factor authentication has led to systemic security failures, including Flock accounts being listed for sale on Russian cybercrime sites.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My stepdaughter is a licensed physical therapist.
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
He almost died y’all!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Trump was seen on the roof of the White House. He’s diligently looking for the Epstein list.
August 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter!”

What the fuck does that even mean?
August 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Would Trump actually embroil us in a nuclear war to distract us from the Epstein list?

Yes. Yes, he would.
August 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
That $30,000 bonus isn’t going to be enough to hire lawyers in four years, when you enter the FO stage looking at prison time.

youtu.be/nX7I4znDOKk?...
'You’ve got no rights’: teenage US citizen records violent arrest by immigration officers
YouTube video by Guardian News
youtu.be
July 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM
That’s a man, baby.
July 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Odds that Trump will pardon or commute the nearly 3-year sentence imposed today against former Officer Brett Hankison granting clemency in the Breonna Taylor case?
July 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Pam Bondi catfishing CPAC vs Pam Bondi hiding Epstein files.
July 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Donald Trump got some dandy new shoes!
July 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
After his heroic achievement of overcoming debilitating bone spurs, dying of cankles is so tragic!
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Just watched Sovereign starring Nick Offerman, Jacob Tremblay, and Dennis Quaid. Absolutely a must see for anyone dealing with sovereign citizens — or state nationals, as they like to be called now. Courts and cops must treat them as dangerous extremists.

youtu.be/kSnTpnhxt9I?...
West Memphis mayor opens up about real story behind 'Sovereign'
YouTube video by WREG News Channel 3
youtu.be
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Does everyone remember when Donald Trump invented the phrase “prime the pump” a few years ago?
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This christofascist from Texas moved to Russia because he’s a racist, homophobic asshole. He had now joined the Russian army to expedite his citizenship, hoping to be a welder or blogger, but Putin is sending his ass to the front lines. This is MAGA.

youtu.be/ITc15TfXrLw?...
Russia 🇷🇺, WHYY??-Россия, ПОЧЕМУ??
YouTube video by Huffman Time
youtu.be
July 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Facebook users thought the prank was hilarious.
Pranksters hijack Taylor police with weed pics on Google
The cop shop swears it’s not running a cannabis operations
www.metrotimes.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Which one of Trump’s “emergency powers” permits imposing tariffs on Brazil?

I hate to say this but it appears that our current president might be a little bit unstable.

www.npr.org/2025/07/09/n...
Trump sets 50% tariff rate for Brazil, blasting treatment of former far-right president
President Trump defended former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro, who is accused of plotting an attempted coup following his loss in the 2022 election.
www.npr.org
July 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
He’s in my spot.
July 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Michael Avenatti went to prison for extortion of Nike. Donald Trump extorted $16 million from Paramount, and they called it a settlement.
July 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Everyone conveniently forgets that Iran has a small fleet of submarines.
June 23, 2025 at 12:38 PM