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Duke Moore
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Duke of Hazard, KY
Land Mass State Born and Raised
Hail State 🐄🔔, GBO 🍊
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Bearded bro #StubbleTrouble #OPLive @OPLive
March 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I try so hard to stay engaged here but it just comes in spurts
February 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Just whip out my pocket knife and cut that thing. Victoria can't keep her secrets when I stab her.
Whenever I hear the music from Jeopardy, I’m fifteen again...struggling to figure out how to unfasten some girl’s bra.
January 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Reposted by Duke Moore
Throwback to that time when I thought I was hallucinating and dragged Chris out of bed to tell me what he saw.
January 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We took down our Christmas decorations today :(
January 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I hate when I'm sleepy but can't fall asleep
January 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Fixing to leave work. May make it home, may send this thing sideways into a tree. We'll see how it goes.
January 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Coming here for my safe space cause today is just not it
January 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Didn't get my little 8 hours of sleep so I'm going to be tired and grumpy all day
January 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Abandoning this planet and gonna go find my own, if you want to come along you have to call dibs before I fill this car up with dogs
January 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Was talking with someone and mentioned Balatro and they said they don't know what that is. I'm sorry f'n what m8?
January 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
When I was in school one of our uniform options was a white polo and the first day I was sent to school in one I spilled chocolate milk on it at breakfast. White was no longer a wardrobe option from then on out.
I swear I'm not a messy eater and I rarely wear white... but EVERY TIME I WEAR WHITE I am given hot sauce or tomato sauce, and WITHOUT FAIL I get a teeny tiny drop on me 😭
January 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Heated up my king cake in the microwave last night for 13 seconds which is one second longer than the prior night however it was not nearly as warm yet I was too lazy to get out of bed and try again. Still thinking about how miserable of an experience that was all around.
January 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS. GUESS WHAT DAY. IT. IS.
January 22, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I love how this little schnauzer wants to wrestle for 10 minutes because I'm trying to get a flea from between his back toes and it turns out to be a speck of dirt. Little butthole.
January 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Do I want to watch Star Trek or Dr. Who tonight, feeling Sci-Fi
January 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today's a not good day. This isn't a political post, just sad
January 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And to think I was 🤏 this close to moving back to the beach and now it's snowing down there. Some bs man, bs.
January 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's gonna be so cold today. I'm so happy.
January 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Joker 2 is the reason Joaquin was so mad in Joker 1
Watching Joker 2 before my HBO/Max subscription expires, and woo boy, this movie just isn't very good, is it?
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It's 20°F and I'm so mad my girlfriend makes us sleep with the windows closed and heater on
January 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
If I was Taylor Sheridan I'd just make my own streaming service
January 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
If I can't Tech Deck at work then I don't want the job
January 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh boy it's almost lunch time and we have Chick-fil-A today
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If someone says "how are you doing" and the reply is "good how are you", the options to reply are "good" or "pretty good". Simple as.
January 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM