ShellyBean
@dukepa7.bsky.social
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Love ❤️ & Peace ✌🏾
but I’m also with the shits & shenans!
📍CLT
Love ❤️ & Peace ✌🏾
but I’m also with the shits & shenans!
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Happy Negro Solstice
December 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Happy Negro Solstice
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Do not be lazy with your courtship.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Do not be lazy with your courtship.
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no one who has traveled sufficiently around the world can conclude that the US is the “greatest country in the world”.
July 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
no one who has traveled sufficiently around the world can conclude that the US is the “greatest country in the world”.
Nobody in the USA should be celebrating shit tomorrow
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Nobody in the USA should be celebrating shit tomorrow
Firecrackers should be reserved solely for commercial use
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his feet up
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his feet up
media.tenor.com
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Firecrackers should be reserved solely for commercial use
Idk who told me I could do 2-a-days (2 events in a day). I’m ret to lie in bed and rub my feet together
June 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Idk who told me I could do 2-a-days (2 events in a day). I’m ret to lie in bed and rub my feet together
Alls I know is I don’t wanna do no work today
a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed .
ALT: a man in a red shirt is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Alls I know is I don’t wanna do no work today
I’m late on The Residence. Shonda and Crazy Eyes did their big one on this one. It’s hilarious 😂
May 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m late on The Residence. Shonda and Crazy Eyes did their big one on this one. It’s hilarious 😂
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It’s Water Safety Awareness Month at the YMCA and they have swim classes for free with certain insurance providers. If you don’t have insurance you can take the classes at a discounted rate.
Babies - Seasoned Saints can take the class 😌
Babies - Seasoned Saints can take the class 😌
May 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s Water Safety Awareness Month at the YMCA and they have swim classes for free with certain insurance providers. If you don’t have insurance you can take the classes at a discounted rate.
Babies - Seasoned Saints can take the class 😌
Babies - Seasoned Saints can take the class 😌
Midol for breakfast
a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Midol for breakfast
I already need captions at the theaters as it is. Don’t be coming by me making all that noise
a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing next to a woman in a kitchen .
ALT: a young boy in a yellow shirt is standing next to a woman in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I already need captions at the theaters as it is. Don’t be coming by me making all that noise
If you know your snoring has a high decibel count, you need to watching a matinee
May 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you know your snoring has a high decibel count, you need to watching a matinee
🥴 Over the brown butter!? Ikyfl
Oatmeal raisin…over brown butter chocolate chip???
May 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
🥴 Over the brown butter!? Ikyfl
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I just need them to start having captions on at the movies.
May 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I just need them to start having captions on at the movies.
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I think we have underestimated the insidious nature of programming in general. We were never designed to have this much access and no one is exempt from being influenced.
All these Grandpas who have been turned into women-hating zombies through podcasts. Even with FB/Bluesky, you have to be careful
All these Grandpas who have been turned into women-hating zombies through podcasts. Even with FB/Bluesky, you have to be careful
Misogyny has ALWAYS been an issue but there are no guardrails online. There are women who say their HUSBANDS are spewing Andrew T*te rhetoric. INSANITY
May 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think we have underestimated the insidious nature of programming in general. We were never designed to have this much access and no one is exempt from being influenced.
All these Grandpas who have been turned into women-hating zombies through podcasts. Even with FB/Bluesky, you have to be careful
All these Grandpas who have been turned into women-hating zombies through podcasts. Even with FB/Bluesky, you have to be careful
The roach got it
100 women vs 1 bug...... The bug winning
May 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The roach got it
This is a proper write up, Elisabeth Egan! @nytimes.com
May 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is a proper write up, Elisabeth Egan! @nytimes.com
😒 @nytimes.com and Alexandra Alter. There are some things that don’t need to be news. James can be celebrated for the Pulitzer and that’s it. Everything else said here is just nasty 😠
May 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
😒 @nytimes.com and Alexandra Alter. There are some things that don’t need to be news. James can be celebrated for the Pulitzer and that’s it. Everything else said here is just nasty 😠
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Tennessee earthquake rattles north Georgia, metro Atlanta
Tennessee earthquake rattles north Georgia, metro Atlanta
People from all over metro Atlanta — including as far south as Newnan — have called Atlanta News First, saying the quake shook their walls and furniture.
www.atlantanewsfirst.com
May 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tennessee earthquake rattles north Georgia, metro Atlanta
I didn’t feel that earthquake at all and I’m fairly close to the state line
May 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I didn’t feel that earthquake at all and I’m fairly close to the state line
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Convenience is worth the price.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Convenience is worth the price.
That was quick! I thought it’d be a few days at least
VATICAN CITY (AP) — White smoke pours from the Sistine Chapel chimney, signalling a pope has been elected to lead the Catholic Church.
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
That was quick! I thought it’d be a few days at least
Thunderbolts was actually good!
Disney CEO Bob Iger says #Thunderbolts is 'the first and best example' of Marvel's new focus on quality over quantity
"By consolidating a bit and having Marvel focus much more on their films, we believe that will result in better quality"
"By consolidating a bit and having Marvel focus much more on their films, we believe that will result in better quality"
May 8, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Thunderbolts was actually good!
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A lot of the stuff they teach us in school is about teaching methods of thinking, processes of learning, but instead we get hung up on "when are we gonna need to know this specific thing," and how that specific thing is gonna get us a job or not later.
May 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A lot of the stuff they teach us in school is about teaching methods of thinking, processes of learning, but instead we get hung up on "when are we gonna need to know this specific thing," and how that specific thing is gonna get us a job or not later.