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tired of making new profiles!!! they/them. realistically into mxtx and work anecdotes. also known as: dulosis @ tumblr/mastadon (federatedfandom instance), drdulosis @ dw, el_em_en_oh_pee @ ao3/dw.
i was gifted gorgeous yarn by someone who cut off every label including those for brand, fiber content, and dye lot, which obviously is terrible...but i emailed my LYS and they identified the yarn and colorway within 2 minutes. on a day they're closed. LYS: modern magic??? i can live without dye lot
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
also oh my god the family-owned cuban place by my dad's house w the hours of "umm like whenever we feel like being open, i guess" was open while i was in the area for the FIRST TIME in SEVEN YEARS today. anyway it's delicious. & they closed 5 mins after we got our order (NOT the stated closing time)
December 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
listen i've been rereading a ton of ~literary classics~ this year and i just got to brave new world, which i do distinctly remember reading in high school, and. like. well. i mean... i guess i remembered the climactic scene and LITERALLY nothing else but oh my god i remember nothing about this
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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🐇 New Fic Alert:

The Homosexual Introvert's Guide to Heterosexual Speed Dating

🛻 MDZS, Wangxian
🛻 44,295 words
🛻 Fandom Trumps Hate
🛻 Speed Dating
🛻 Threat of Labubu

archiveofourown.org/works/76150411
December 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
this has been a real bad week so i'm very excited for next week, which will almost definitely be even worse!
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
how can one nose be sooooooo full of snot. i am not even sick!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the nature of the beast of academia is you can have the best class in the entire world full of students who exceed every expectation and then it's still done at the end of the semester
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
:/
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i'm at "islands in lakes recursively" levels of wikipedia spiraling rn
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛

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November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
you ever have a nightmare so silly you wake up and are like "that was IT?"
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛

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November 27, 2025 at 11:35 PM
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:

1. vienna teng
2. avett brothers
3. can't say bc it would potentially doxx me; it was a rapper who doesn't tour anymore but did an event at my place of work
4. gin blossoms/sugar ray/fastball/tonic
5. i don't remember :/ maybe daughtry?
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:

1. crazy ex-girlfriend reunion show
2. marina
3. spellling
4. ethel cain
5. my chemical romance
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Queen Bee
Reol
Aurora
music fest. inc. Mother Mother, Creepy Nuts, St Vincent and Glass Animals
Utada Hikaru
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
hands down best theme i ever had for a bday party was "attending your own funeral in disguise," based on the clickhole article of that title. instead of gifts/cards my friends wrote and delivered eulogies, the cake said RIP instead of HBD, the invites were "memorial announcements," i wore a disguise
November 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
got some good personal news today and then proceeded to have the Weirdest Evening Ever. yknow what... rolling with it
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
finally remembered to post my yuletide letter roughly one month before fics are due please clap
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
pretty good week
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
reasons my cat is mad at me
November 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
describing the early/mid aughts british indie rock band tumult to my metalhead coworker is going hilariously i think
October 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
i got a couple birds in the bush and i'm counting their eggs, or however the saying goes
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
i miss browser flash games
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
[entering my LYS mentally chanting 'your strange alchemy has no power over me!!!] [subsequently exiting my LYS having spent more than $50 but less than $100] the incantation.... was a rousing success
October 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
[reading a book that has been widely regarded for decades as one of the best in its genre] why is no one ever talking about how good this book is
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
louisville
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
October 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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My fellow Jews: protect your heart and don’t read the replies to this post.

My fellow allies: read all of these replies, internalize the antisemitism problem on the left, and start gathering your thoughts about how you will fight this vile rhetoric.
I am sickened by today’s attack in Manchester. Antisemitism is on the rise around the world, and we must do all we can to stomp it out. I am grateful to first responders and congregants who showed incredible bravery, and I am praying for those who were killed.
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM