special agent bean
@perilously.bsky.social
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold." mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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thebevil.bsky.social
Shout-out to one of my coworkers who thought "labubu" was slang for lobotomy
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neongrey.bsky.social
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
perilously.bsky.social
cold take tbh (because it's obviously true)
perilously.bsky.social
throwing this into the ether one more time before i give the ticket away to someone on the cxgf subreddit or something
perilously.bsky.social
do i know anyone a) in the bay area who b) likes crazy ex-girlfriend (2015-2019). like to such an extent that they might want to accompany me to the reunion show on october 18
perilously.bsky.social
"abortions for some, miniature american flags for others!"
rockshrimp.bsky.social
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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parsnip.bsky.social
it's important to remember a person in the fullness of who they were. jane goodall was also a scarf as outerwear style icon, and a babe
jane goodall sitting on a wooden bench, wearing black pans and a black turtleneck or mock neck, a large leaf pendant necklace, and a large earthy green scarf with aua and brown patterning around the edges, looking off to the side with a knowing smile a young jane goodall, long blonde hair pulled back into a loose ponytail, holding worn binoculars with a slight smirk
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bookishdi.bsky.social
anyway, reminder that Brando Sando is a mormon in good standing aka he tithes 10% of his income to a church that just announced they filed a brief saying that protecting trans rights infringes on their religious freedom ✌️
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jonbois.bsky.social
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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gunstreet.bsky.social
the post office is a public service. it doesn’t need to make money. public transit doesn’t need to make money. the library doesn’t need to make money. some things exist for the public good and we desperately need lawmakers to stop thinking about them in terms of capitalism. these are not businesses.
perilously.bsky.social
this is it, this is the halloween season where i finally read house of leaves
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alexandragallant.com
Did you used to make LiveJournal icons? Do you still have some of the ones that you made? I'm looking to include more icons in the second print run of my LiveJournal Iconic zine and would love to see yours!

Share them here: form.jotform.com/252444103676...
The cover of my zine 'Iconic' about LiveJournal icons, a bunch of colorful 100x100 pixel images all set out in a grid 

"A zine about design, aesthetic and LiveJournal icons from the early 2000s"
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,
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ultimashadow.bsky.social
Genuinely powerful words to live by.
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annacwebs.bsky.social
Gonna go even further: don't refer to it as "consuming media" when doing this. You aren't a consumer - it's not a product. You read books. You look at art. You watch movies and/or videos. Be careful about word choice.

Reject "consume" and REJECT "CONTENT."
IT IS ART.
YOU ARE ENGAGING WITH ART.
leslekieuart.bsky.social
I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
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williefitz.bsky.social
am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP
timothyhelmuth.com
remembering that time a kitchen cupboard fell off the wall.
an giant mess of smashed bottles on the ground of a small kitchen with a red floor and 1980s white cabinets with wood trim. a bottle of Pam oil spray has stopped things from getting even worse
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halforq.bsky.social
I loved The Raven Scholar so much I had to go ham on some art for it! KRAA KRAA
a digital drawing of Neema Kraa, a black woman wearing black clothing and a purple armband with Raven wings behind her. She is backlit by stained glass windows in sunset colors.
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jennosaur.bsky.social
Run, run, we run the town // HUNTR/X 💜
#kpopdemonhunters #kpdh #myart
HUNTR/X fanart from Kpop Demon Hunters. Mira, Rumi, and Zoey look to the left and stand battle ready with their weapons drawn. They are framed by 3 vertical blank rectangles in the background.
perilously.bsky.social
it's so hard to care about work when friends and food and outside all exist. pretty mad that work is necessary to afford enjoyment of those things
perilously.bsky.social
i do want this in t-shirt form