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special agent bean
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"i microwav'd / pizza i'd sav'd / tho pizza cold / is breakfast gold."

mdzs / pop music / books of all genres / etc. perilously @ ao3 and tumblr
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It's december, which means only one thing: I drew another of my family's christmas card.
December 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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here is me 💝 i will continue to diligently scour the meme for everyone i know in order to dispense my love in a socially acceptable fashion! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛

🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
here is me 💝 i will continue to diligently scour the meme for everyone i know in order to dispense my love in a socially acceptable fashion! gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html?...
the annual holiday love meme on dreamwidth is here! come spread some good cheer 💛

🔗: gdgdbaby.dreamwidth.org/314179.html
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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missed painting this guy, decided to spend part of my day off doing so🥺

#wwx #guolduart #魔道祖师
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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omggg who did you guys get????? qrt with your result <3
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
they should invent an apartment i don't have to work to afford to live in
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen:

1. crazy ex-girlfriend reunion show
2. marina
3. spellling
4. ethel cain
5. my chemical romance
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Queen Bee
Reol
Aurora
music fest. inc. Mother Mother, Creepy Nuts, St Vincent and Glass Animals
Utada Hikaru
introduce yourself with the last 5 concerts you’ve seen:

stevie nicks
sarah mclachlan
halsey
melissa ethridge
indigo girls
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 AM
i'm slowly watching the ken burns baseball documentary and i love so much how every famous player is introduced as like "and then there was bob burger. he was the biggest freak in human history. he ran bases solely by somersaulting and spoke exclusively pig latin in interviews. fans adored him"
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Hi #portfolioday!

I'm Llewellyn and I'm a medical illustrator, comic, and horror artist! I'm going to be available for work in December.

You can view more examples of my work at meganllewellyn.com

✉️[email protected]
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won
November 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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one-out popups with runners in scoring position are unfortunate, but if you hit one at least 50 feet high you are awarded 100 in-game credits that can be spent on sunflower seeds or gum in the dugout shop. that explains most of these
October 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Look at me, Lan-er-gege!

#mdzs #wangxian
October 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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can someone explain to me why toronto is even allowed to play in the world series? since when is canada in the world
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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A Brief History of Baseball is Dying

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October 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
49 years straight of never making the world series. best record in baseball babey
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM