I always thought she was a cool, collected, stone cold badass and you just confirmed it

Your Left hand doesn't count.

The loneliness will consume you.

He only talks to his ChatGPT girlfriend

No amount of alcohol will remove the fact that you will go to bed alone and wake up alone.

Behind the illusion of AI, @whstancil.bsky.social can safely hid the fact that he has no talent or skills, much like the Wizard of Oz - a sad man from the midwest hiding behind a curtain playing smoke and mirrors.

Never trust an Italian

If Jesus had followed OSHA he would still be alive.

Oh there's a lot of data on that. Look at this graph

Further proof that Italians aren't real and just a construct made up to sell more cured meats

This is a very speciesist take and you should check your human supremacy at the door.

Basically what I'm saying is
Follow the Rabbit Holes
Oprah the Queen of Hearts commanding heads to roll

And Dr Oz didnt forget how John helped his haunted colon.
After losing to Fetterman, Oz paid the Brazilian shaman an undisclosed amount of money to not only give the man a stroke but possess him with the ghost of lumox actor Tor Johnson

Oh and Oprah also knew about Talib on Epstein Island.

Who do you think introduced them to each other.

Pretty sure Phil threw another party and there's actual footage of Hunter Biden injecting smack into RFK Jr dick (yes it looks like beef jerky).

To his credit Hunter was the only one with narcan but probably would have let RFK stroke out from spite

Then in the morning they all mounted humvees and packed ar-15s because Phil promised them 'the ultimate hunting experience ' and it ended up being them chasing down the teens escaping his abusive teen 'rehab centers' across the Texas desert.

I think John bagged the most

And then that Brazilian healer John of God rolled up and removed 10% of Oz lower intestines because they were "haunted"?

I think Stedman stayed inside with Phil's wife and they both hid the knives.

she wears high heels
i eat pizza
shes cheer captain
im still eating pizza