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Dumpy da Pumpkin
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The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
I always thought she was a cool, collected, stone cold badass and you just confirmed it
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Your Left hand doesn't count.

The loneliness will consume you.
December 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
He only talks to his ChatGPT girlfriend
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No amount of alcohol will remove the fact that you will go to bed alone and wake up alone.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Behind the illusion of AI, @whstancil.bsky.social can safely hid the fact that he has no talent or skills, much like the Wizard of Oz - a sad man from the midwest hiding behind a curtain playing smoke and mirrors.
December 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Never trust an Italian
December 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If Jesus had followed OSHA he would still be alive.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh there's a lot of data on that. Look at this graph
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Further proof that Italians aren't real and just a construct made up to sell more cured meats
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This is a very speciesist take and you should check your human supremacy at the door.
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Basically what I'm saying is
Follow the Rabbit Holes
Oprah the Queen of Hearts commanding heads to roll
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And Dr Oz didnt forget how John helped his haunted colon.
After losing to Fetterman, Oz paid the Brazilian shaman an undisclosed amount of money to not only give the man a stroke but possess him with the ghost of lumox actor Tor Johnson
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh and Oprah also knew about Talib on Epstein Island.

Who do you think introduced them to each other.
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Pretty sure Phil threw another party and there's actual footage of Hunter Biden injecting smack into RFK Jr dick (yes it looks like beef jerky).

To his credit Hunter was the only one with narcan but probably would have let RFK stroke out from spite
December 9, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Then in the morning they all mounted humvees and packed ar-15s because Phil promised them 'the ultimate hunting experience ' and it ended up being them chasing down the teens escaping his abusive teen 'rehab centers' across the Texas desert.

I think John bagged the most
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
And then that Brazilian healer John of God rolled up and removed 10% of Oz lower intestines because they were "haunted"?

I think Stedman stayed inside with Phil's wife and they both hid the knives.
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
she wears high heels
i eat pizza
shes cheer captain
im still eating pizza
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM