This fella has been sitting staring at my front door for ages. Don’t know if it’s related to the luxurious crop of magic mushrooms in the garden.

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From https://theonion.com/trump-spends-entire-u-k-trip-trying-to-figure-out-where-he-knows-prince-andrew-from/

New level of smugness achieved - got the dinner cooked 5 minutes before the electricity went out. Better start on the wine before the fridge warms up.

The only thing I could imagine being more disgusting than that press conference is whatever the Russians recorded Trump doing in his Moscow hotel room

When your ham turns out to be saltier than a Robert Shaw sea shanty on a leaky old tub in Dundalk bay

I seem to have reached my daily calorific allowance without going on to solids yet.

God bless you ESB boys you’re the greatest heroes in Irish history!

The storm knocked the power out last night, still not back up yet. Mobile signal is too weak to even do Wordle. Sun is going down, I’m looking into the fire and realising it’s me and my thoughts for the night. Jesus.

I love watching the count. It’s a relatively complex system but it’s done professionally, and with transparency, integrity and good grace. What’s the problem America? #ireland

Look who showed up to party at Mar-a-Lago.

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